Sham.Fucking.Wow

[elixxir]

Lord I totally slept in half an hour past my alarm this morning. Which, ordinarily, is no biggie but of course today is the one morning I have an early meeting that I can't miss or even be late for. So I grab the closest rumpled clothes from the bedside, toss on a headband and high tail it out of the house without even brushing my hair or teeth,

Comments

[autifon]

That's saying something when guys try that when you are at your worst. RAWR!

[elixxir]

Well more likely that frostie douche hits on every vagina that walks past him but thanks. :)

[autifon]

New, Frostie Douche! with menthol!

I dunno, most of those guys are pretty superficial & only hit what is physically pleasing. You must be moving on up that MILF ladder! :P

[elixxir]

So you're saying I was at the bottom of it to begin with?!

Heh...

[autifon]

:P Moving up doesn't necessarily indicate you started at the bottom. I'm just saying that whatever you're doing seems to be working to attract frosty douches, even if you are not at your best. heh

*backs out of room slowly*