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So I haven't crapped on anyone this week. That's, you know, a significant improvement. Though I do have my 'fitness test' at the gym tonight. Talk about the last place on earth where I want to shit my pants. Hear that ass?!
I'm just sayin'.
Cyn and vodka continue to make my life the best life. The small people don't suck either I suppose. I booked a long weekend this week so I get to enjoy Halloween at home with them. They'd better be extra cute or I'm selling them on ebay.
Again. Just sayin'.
I am tired of living in squalor.
My organization fairy is on holidays until 2010.
Weight loss continues despite eating all the cake in the world today. Yay weight loss. Yay cake. Though next time maybe I'll wait until AFTER I've taken a crap to eat the cake because that makes for some very odd multi-tasking.
Don't ask. You really don't want to know.
I am tired like whoa and stinky like stink. Fratboy needs to hurry up and get home already. Though maybe after I've slept and showered would be good. My brain, it makes no sense to me either.
Hi!
I'm just sayin'.
Cyn and vodka continue to make my life the best life. The small people don't suck either I suppose. I booked a long weekend this week so I get to enjoy Halloween at home with them. They'd better be extra cute or I'm selling them on ebay.
Again. Just sayin'.
I am tired of living in squalor.
My organization fairy is on holidays until 2010.
Weight loss continues despite eating all the cake in the world today. Yay weight loss. Yay cake. Though next time maybe I'll wait until AFTER I've taken a crap to eat the cake because that makes for some very odd multi-tasking.
Don't ask. You really don't want to know.
I am tired like whoa and stinky like stink. Fratboy needs to hurry up and get home already. Though maybe after I've slept and showered would be good. My brain, it makes no sense to me either.
Hi!