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Did you know? Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.
Also.
34 is slang for anal sex, similar to 69. The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
Huh.
Now the 34 I get but really? Shoving your balls in someone's asshole? A) Who's the brain trust who thought that one up and B) why would anyone fucking bother? Kids these days. Shock me, shock, me shock me with your deviant behaviour.
So Twisty G spiked a fever and woke up vomitting at 3am last night. That's always fun. Fratboy sounds more dejected than we do about being away this week. And as much fun as this whole weight loss business has been it's turning into an endless make-work project. As if all the exercise and eating right aren't time consuming enough now I have to go get my wedding rings resized because they keep falling off my finger and my boobs keep sliding out the bottom of my bra because the band is too big.
Cuz nothing says sexy like reaching into your top and hauling your boobs back up into your bra a squillion times a day.
On the plus side my name still isn't Shrinky Dink cuz if I used to think Shrinky Dink Farkas would have been bad, Shrinky Dink Steel actually manages to be worse. And somedays all I gots is the fact that my name isn't Shrinky Dink so, you know, I'll take it. Plus no one is trying to shove their balls in my ass which, unlike the face shot thing, I actually find a relief. I can't even imagine how offended my lady puff would be if someone spent all their time trying to get their balls in my ass and ignored her entirely. Bad things happen when you anger Down There.
I'm just sayin'...
Also.
34 is slang for anal sex, similar to 69. The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
Huh.
Now the 34 I get but really? Shoving your balls in someone's asshole? A) Who's the brain trust who thought that one up and B) why would anyone fucking bother? Kids these days. Shock me, shock, me shock me with your deviant behaviour.
So Twisty G spiked a fever and woke up vomitting at 3am last night. That's always fun. Fratboy sounds more dejected than we do about being away this week. And as much fun as this whole weight loss business has been it's turning into an endless make-work project. As if all the exercise and eating right aren't time consuming enough now I have to go get my wedding rings resized because they keep falling off my finger and my boobs keep sliding out the bottom of my bra because the band is too big.
Cuz nothing says sexy like reaching into your top and hauling your boobs back up into your bra a squillion times a day.
On the plus side my name still isn't Shrinky Dink cuz if I used to think Shrinky Dink Farkas would have been bad, Shrinky Dink Steel actually manages to be worse. And somedays all I gots is the fact that my name isn't Shrinky Dink so, you know, I'll take it. Plus no one is trying to shove their balls in my ass which, unlike the face shot thing, I actually find a relief. I can't even imagine how offended my lady puff would be if someone spent all their time trying to get their balls in my ass and ignored her entirely. Bad things happen when you anger Down There.
I'm just sayin'...