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So. Hungry.
I just ate my lunch at 9:44am.
Would like to eat someone else's lunch now too.
Apparently the grandparentals are hijacking my child for the weekend. I'd like to say I'm doing something cool with all that freedom but the sad truth is I'm going to eat and sleep. Lots. Maybe watch a movie or two or read a book. I will be immensely grateful and somewhat giddy about this. You are welcome to point and laugh at me now.
For the record I don't have hairy toes.
I do, however, have an enormous bag of deformed peanut butter cups. This bothers me far more than it should every time I go to eat one of them. Not so much that I stop eating though.
Back to my feet. They smell. They always have. They always will. I have stinky stinky feet. Fratboy says this is because I don't wear socks with my shoes. I like to point out to Fratboy that I am, in fact, a girl and therefore wear girlie sandals. He thinks I should wear socks with them anyway. In fact his brilliant solution is for me to wear socks under my pantyhose so they will be less noticable.
I think Fratboy needs to put the crack pipe down.
I would ask you people for your opinion except based on my last poll you people think I should name my kid Dingleberry or Sparkles or Mofassa or Shoggoth. Sphinctor?! Skeletor?!!
You people need to put the crack pipe down too.
I am going to go roll someone for their food now...
I just ate my lunch at 9:44am.
Would like to eat someone else's lunch now too.
Apparently the grandparentals are hijacking my child for the weekend. I'd like to say I'm doing something cool with all that freedom but the sad truth is I'm going to eat and sleep. Lots. Maybe watch a movie or two or read a book. I will be immensely grateful and somewhat giddy about this. You are welcome to point and laugh at me now.
For the record I don't have hairy toes.
I do, however, have an enormous bag of deformed peanut butter cups. This bothers me far more than it should every time I go to eat one of them. Not so much that I stop eating though.
Back to my feet. They smell. They always have. They always will. I have stinky stinky feet. Fratboy says this is because I don't wear socks with my shoes. I like to point out to Fratboy that I am, in fact, a girl and therefore wear girlie sandals. He thinks I should wear socks with them anyway. In fact his brilliant solution is for me to wear socks under my pantyhose so they will be less noticable.
I think Fratboy needs to put the crack pipe down.
I would ask you people for your opinion except based on my last poll you people think I should name my kid Dingleberry or Sparkles or Mofassa or Shoggoth. Sphinctor?! Skeletor?!!
You people need to put the crack pipe down too.
I am going to go roll someone for their food now...