Wow. What a weird day. Where should I start ( Read more... )

Every so often, I peruse the spam folder to see if there are any amusing spam subjects. However, I feel rather boggled. Who in hell is Joel Campbell? A vast majority of the spam subjects are directed at whoever this guy is.

Late yesterday afternoon, I finally got off my ass and went out for a walk - taking the camera with me. My goal was to visit the cemeteries here in Somersworth - mainly the Mt Calvary, Holy Trinity and Forest Glade cemeteries ( Read more... )

So while looking through the spam folder for anything that is NOT spam, I came across a spam from me. The subject line?

Answer you kike

For some odd reason, I find this a bit amusing - especially since I am one.

As I'm getting ready for bed, I happen to see that there is a text message on my cell phone:

Dont IM christy again. She wants nothin to do with you. And you know who this is. Feeling a bit bewildered, I head downstairs to show Ryan. There is only one Christy I know of - online - and I haven't chatted with her in what feels like ages. Anyhow ( Read more... )

The first time I noticed the smiley sticker on this sign was back in October - when I had a day off and took the bus to Walmart. At the time, I didn't have my camera with me. It wasn't until a week ago this past Tuesday in that I was finally able to snap a photo of the sign. My inner geek/nerd/whatever half-expected to see a trail of blood ( Read more... )

There are three stalls in the women's bathroom at work: two handicapped with a regular in between. From where I was seated in one of the handicapped stalls, I could see well enough to notice somebody left a yogurt container behind the toilet in the regular stall. No spoon either. Yes, I know that yogurt to the vagina is one form of treatment for ( Read more... )

After not being able to sleep for a few hours during the middle of the night, I drank a little milk before settling back in bed. A few minutes after closing my eyes I began to experience something interesting. Even though I could not see anything, I could feel this sense of some sort of pressure on my brain. Not only that, but it seemed as ( Read more... )

There was a bit of a weird experience last night - well, for me anyhow.

Feeling a bit tired, I had gone to bed around 10. I began to doze when I was woken up by newjoisyboy crawling into bed awhile later. Unlike other times, it didn't take me long to return to dozing. As I felt myself drift off to sleep, I heard, "Bethie" from across the room. Thinking ( Read more... )

Out of curiosity, I googled my name yesterday. The first few results involved Milk, Sex & Cookies. Most of the other links deal with either my dad or brothers, plus some genaeology stuff and misc links. Anyhow. One of the links I found on the search page says, "MILKING SEX Sexy Pictures and Videos" and the following blurb was provided:

"... 4 ( Read more... )