You're not gonna believe what just happened to me ( Read more... )

So I received a card from a women I never even met which began with the words ( Read more... )

This guy is mental!! How the fuck he does it, I have no idea... makes Uri Geller look pretty lame in comparison!!
I guess it helps that he is really rather hot and metal too hehe!!! \m/ I learnt to make the horns sign on the PC. How cute of me. Hehe...

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Quite often when I brush my teeth my nose starts to itch... why is that? Does anyone have an explanation? (Other than that I am a freak!)

Well, no weird shit happened to me. I even had footage of my spoon not doing anything (Uri Geller said to record the event). I deleted it because footage of a spoon not doing anything is a bit dull! Unless you are a spoon fetishist. I never have met one, but I am sure there are some out there (go on, own up ( Read more... )

I like our shower gel, it is very purple! Mmm, purple goodness.
Oh, you were expecting a real update? Sorry. I cannot be bothered. Really, I'm just dealing with boring/irritating health shit as usual!

In other news, Uri Geller is doing a new TV program in Germany. It's on TV tonight. I am expecting him to throw a spoon off our TV (breaking it ( Read more... )

So I was told that I have very manly blood. Erm ( Read more... )

I've got a shower gel that is called 'Be lovely!'.
I have used it several times, and I am still not lovely.
Should I sue? You know, like in the States where you can sue people for giving you hot drinks and it burning your tongue/lip/whatever. Or suing McDonalds for making you fat.
Just wondering...

There is this irritating commercial on German TV that tells you to:

"Get BettyI was just sat there, minding my own business, and then I was like: "Get me?! You what ( Read more... )

My blood type is AB - which apparently less than 1% of all humans have. How special am I? Will I be put in a museum? ;)

It's ok though, they can stick any blood that is negative in me should I ever need it.

According to these people anyway. Just found that weirdly interesting ( Read more... )