Recently when I was out on my daily walk I swallow an insect, and upon returning home my mum says: "Look on the bright side, at least you're not intolerant to them ( Read more... )

So my dad comes in and brings me a large envelope addressed to me.
He says: "Is it sex toys?"
>.<
LOL
Turns out it was just the Manganese that I ordered, but it's nice to
know what my dad thinks of me! ;)

I said to my dad, excitedly: "Look, demons!"
My dad replies, in an uninterested way: "That is nice dear!"

Haha... really made me laugh. Just a normal evening at our house then!
I was watching Supernatural by the way, I wasn't hallucinating random demons!

PS: Can you name the band that wrote the song in the subject line?

Louis got me the Arrested Development first series on DVD for my birthday, and it is soooo funny!
If you've not seen it, check it out.

And is it just me, or does Will Arnett have the sexiest voice ever?

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Seg sent me this, he got it out of a magazine. I thought it was excellent ( Read more... )

Reading about peoples' deaths should NOT be this funny!

Oh and so far I am quite impressed with Death Magnetic. Metallica appear to have pulled their fingers out of their collective asses...

"Because you touch yourself at night ( Read more... )

When I last went to TCM, I saw a guy who had a t-shirt which read: "Will fuck on first date ( Read more... )

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I love this man! I want to marry him... but alas, he is already married. *cries*

OK, I lied... actually I am quoting!
I saw this Futurama quote by Bender a while back on-line (it came with a picture), but now for the life of me can't find it anymore ( Read more... )