it was a ~sensual seduction, or: do you enjoy the posts with more pictures? or: a trip into my id
it's a sad, sad thing to really love a pairing that is done only a few times--in this case i'm thinking of draco/neville, because everyday is a good day for reviving an interest in harry potter fanfiction. oooomg you guys, i really love that pairing; it's definitely one of those, um, RPS-like pairings insofar as the likelihood of them getting together canonically is slim to none, but, like in RPS, the harry potter universe is vast and full of multitudes: put them in an AU and call it done! :D
(still, there are only, like, four stories about them. lust over pendle-verse, cass_peach's, something i'm forgetting, and helenish's, which i reread today and am tempted to reread again right now, because: marriage of convenience (kind of)!! misunderstandings!! being all SAD and ALONE but finding out that you aren't!! lots of cakes!! haha, plus: threadbare sweaters, which is also a detail i distinctly remember from one of helenish's sga stories that i also reread relatively often.)
you can tell it's neville because he's holding a plant!
INSTAREC: this is a SUPER HILARIOUS harry potter-related fancomic, btw. XD XD XD "there are more acceptable forms of stalking these days!"
i should make a tag on my delicious called REREADABLE or something. or maybe make some posts so that i have space to be like I LIKED THIS, HERE'S WHY without necessarily embarrassing myself by leaving a comment. (i am easily embarrassed by leaving comments. to all you people who are like, "wait, elfie? easily embarrassed?": it happens! especially when i leave comments online.)
sometimes i want to post prompts to anon_lovefest just to answer them myself. i'm talking about prompts with spnkink_meme levels of depravity and wrongness, ie: things i'm uncomfortable admitting in public that are in my spank bank, but things i would nonetheless like written out so that i don't have to continually re-imagine them each time i want to think about morally questionable and physically improbable sex acts. (although, one of the--TMI ALERT!!--main stories i tell myself is just a super-epic ryan/z baby-making pheromone-fueled weeks-long sex marathon including gangbangs because that is how we roll at la casa del Id de elfie. i don't consider that one particularly depraved or suspect, because it is ultimately a Good Time For Everyone, as opposed to, say, the body slave one--not in the consensual BDSM sense of the term--or the one that isn't a bandom fic in particular but is in fact a cracky porno along the lines of various cracked out manga pornos i've read, wherein you can order a computer that looks like a person and they interface with various pieces of hardware via insertion. i spend a lot of time thinking about sex, okay. specifically highly improbable and/or illegal sex! and i just want to write about it without my name attached, is that so wrong? it's not like i'd condone most of my fantasies in real life!)
i find them way more adorable than annoying, you guys.
it's like i'm a little duck following them around, being all weird and creepy about how they are Heteros In Love.
it is perhaps notable that ryan and z don't end up making a baby during their baby-making pheromone-fueled weeks-long sex marathon--in this fantasy that i have clearly spent far too long on, loool.
this entry was originally posted at http://l-elfie.dreamwidth.org/11782.html. you can comment here or there!
(still, there are only, like, four stories about them. lust over pendle-verse, cass_peach's, something i'm forgetting, and helenish's, which i reread today and am tempted to reread again right now, because: marriage of convenience (kind of)!! misunderstandings!! being all SAD and ALONE but finding out that you aren't!! lots of cakes!! haha, plus: threadbare sweaters, which is also a detail i distinctly remember from one of helenish's sga stories that i also reread relatively often.)
you can tell it's neville because he's holding a plant!
INSTAREC: this is a SUPER HILARIOUS harry potter-related fancomic, btw. XD XD XD "there are more acceptable forms of stalking these days!"
i should make a tag on my delicious called REREADABLE or something. or maybe make some posts so that i have space to be like I LIKED THIS, HERE'S WHY without necessarily embarrassing myself by leaving a comment. (i am easily embarrassed by leaving comments. to all you people who are like, "wait, elfie? easily embarrassed?": it happens! especially when i leave comments online.)
sometimes i want to post prompts to anon_lovefest just to answer them myself. i'm talking about prompts with spnkink_meme levels of depravity and wrongness, ie: things i'm uncomfortable admitting in public that are in my spank bank, but things i would nonetheless like written out so that i don't have to continually re-imagine them each time i want to think about morally questionable and physically improbable sex acts. (although, one of the--TMI ALERT!!--main stories i tell myself is just a super-epic ryan/z baby-making pheromone-fueled weeks-long sex marathon including gangbangs because that is how we roll at la casa del Id de elfie. i don't consider that one particularly depraved or suspect, because it is ultimately a Good Time For Everyone, as opposed to, say, the body slave one--not in the consensual BDSM sense of the term--or the one that isn't a bandom fic in particular but is in fact a cracky porno along the lines of various cracked out manga pornos i've read, wherein you can order a computer that looks like a person and they interface with various pieces of hardware via insertion. i spend a lot of time thinking about sex, okay. specifically highly improbable and/or illegal sex! and i just want to write about it without my name attached, is that so wrong? it's not like i'd condone most of my fantasies in real life!)
i find them way more adorable than annoying, you guys.
it's like i'm a little duck following them around, being all weird and creepy about how they are Heteros In Love.
it is perhaps notable that ryan and z don't end up making a baby during their baby-making pheromone-fueled weeks-long sex marathon--in this fantasy that i have clearly spent far too long on, loool.
this entry was originally posted at http://l-elfie.dreamwidth.org/11782.html. you can comment here or there!