Hey, Boss, if this doesn't make you crack a smile, there's just no hope left for you.

( SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER )

1. Pull Atomsk here, somehow
2. If number 1 fails, Drag Takkun here, no matter whose head it has to be through.
3. Find someone to keep me entertained until then.
4. Teach Bowser to play catch.
5. Get vehicle insurance.

Oi, Boss, can I keep him~? C'mon, those big beady eyes are plucking your heart strings, aren't they? Admit it! He has your husband's smile, you know~. I'm gonna name 'im Bowser.

Hope everyone liked their gifts~. Let's hope you're all this agreeable when you're still stuck here a year from now... Haha~!

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