Episode 37
Hey, Boss, if this doesn't make you crack a smile, there's just no hope left for you.
Seemed like somethin' you could relate to~. And what with spring here already, it's even more relevant, too! Now, then...
[Video Post/Action for Hellsing mansion if they want]
[Haruko's room can be seen, and Haruko pops up into view as seen in the icon, dressed like so. It's a pretty basic room, with clothes and crap scattered around. There's a loft bed (like the top bunk of a bunk bed minus the bottom bunk), her Rickenbacker in one corner, some tools (presumably meant for her Vespa), some outfits hanging up that include a bunny suit and a french maid uniform, and some sort of terrarium where Bowser lived a few months ago. After she introduces herself she starts using a mock Australian accent.]
Hm? Oh! Yo, Haruko Haruhara or Haruhara Haruko here depending on whether you wanna romanize or not! Today we'ah goin' on a hunt deep inta th' dang'rous woilds of th' pool out back (Git it? Outback? Ha!) to troy an' git a look at th' woild beast dwellin' in those pristine watahs! C'mon!
[Dropping the accent, Haruko grabs the device and speeds through the Hellsing manor, nothing actually distinguishable through all the turbulence and slow auto-focus. When it all stops, she's at a pool (since that's where Integra told her to keep the critter, and it's not like anyone in the mansion that'd USE the pool couldn't EAT the damn thing if they felt like it). In it is a juvenile alligator, about 4 feet long total. Around its scaly neck is a spiked collar, with a tag reading "Bowser" on it. Haruko gets some dynamic camera angles on the creature as it basks contently in the sunlight, narrating with exaggerated Crocodile Hunter-type factoids and comments. Satisfied that the audience is thrilled enough, she kicks back on a nearby pool chair and basks as well. She leaves the camera on just for the hell of it.]
Click to viewSeemed like somethin' you could relate to~. And what with spring here already, it's even more relevant, too! Now, then...
[Video Post/Action for Hellsing mansion if they want]
[Haruko's room can be seen, and Haruko pops up into view as seen in the icon, dressed like so. It's a pretty basic room, with clothes and crap scattered around. There's a loft bed (like the top bunk of a bunk bed minus the bottom bunk), her Rickenbacker in one corner, some tools (presumably meant for her Vespa), some outfits hanging up that include a bunny suit and a french maid uniform, and some sort of terrarium where Bowser lived a few months ago. After she introduces herself she starts using a mock Australian accent.]
Hm? Oh! Yo, Haruko Haruhara or Haruhara Haruko here depending on whether you wanna romanize or not! Today we'ah goin' on a hunt deep inta th' dang'rous woilds of th' pool out back (Git it? Outback? Ha!) to troy an' git a look at th' woild beast dwellin' in those pristine watahs! C'mon!
[Dropping the accent, Haruko grabs the device and speeds through the Hellsing manor, nothing actually distinguishable through all the turbulence and slow auto-focus. When it all stops, she's at a pool (since that's where Integra told her to keep the critter, and it's not like anyone in the mansion that'd USE the pool couldn't EAT the damn thing if they felt like it). In it is a juvenile alligator, about 4 feet long total. Around its scaly neck is a spiked collar, with a tag reading "Bowser" on it. Haruko gets some dynamic camera angles on the creature as it basks contently in the sunlight, narrating with exaggerated Crocodile Hunter-type factoids and comments. Satisfied that the audience is thrilled enough, she kicks back on a nearby pool chair and basks as well. She leaves the camera on just for the hell of it.]