...I just got egged. Seriously.
Mum: Ekwy, dinner-time!
Ekwy: Oh boy, food! Do we have anything to drink? *opens fridge*
Egg: KAMIKAAAAZEEE! *falls and splashes over floor, fridge and Ekwy's trousers*
Ekwy: Aaahh! Terrorists! Terrorists are hiding in my fridge!
Mum: It was your own fault.
Ekwy: It's not my fault eggs are out to get me.
(
Grades angst. )