I ran the numbers today and, hilariously, it turns out I actually made $4 by attending community college for a year ( Read more... )

I got an email from my parents this morning:

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Pipe replacement & living room hole in wall: A Discovery!So with a small leak in a basement pipe it turned out not to be easy to remove and replace it without making a foot wide hole in the living room wall behind the white bookcase (also one in your bedroom closet, but smaller). This meant ( Read more... )

So I'm doing online training for Not the IRS, right? And I'm watching a video on accessing certain types of client documents via a certain program. And there's a list of fake clients to create a more accurate sense of what the program page will look like.

These clients are:

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Ahaha, I just got one of those fake-IRS scam phone calls -- you know, the ones with the pre-recorded voice full of ~ominous pauses~ that says something to the effect of, "Hello. We have been trying to reach you. This is your last notice. The reason we have been trying to reach you. Is that the IRS is filing a lawsuit against you," blah blah blah, ( Read more... )

I woke up to this in my email this morning:

Story: Summer Camp and Politics ( Read more... )

Tonight's fortune cookie: You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life.

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*blink*

Okay, apparently I have inadvertently become pasta. Good to know.

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Tonight's fortune cookie has a very serious question to ask the universe:

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

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I think that either my local Chinese takeout place has switched to a new fortune cookie provider, or the cookie provider has switched up its choose-a-saying formula, because I very rarely receive actual fortunes anymore, and even more rarely receive complete WTF non-sequiturs. It's all aphorisms these days ( Read more... )

They strike again! (This time I copied the full text from ff.net itself so there should be no weird asterisks, even if there are *gasp* instances of profanity. *shakes head at ff.net*)

The previous 'review' and response, for reference.

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"Some men dream of fortunes; others dream of cookies."
---my fortune cookie last night

Pffff. :-)

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