I AM JUST TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIND A PICTURE OF AN APPROPRIATE PHONE OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME

Mar 07, 2010 00:41



it's a mothafuckin ic contact post

LOOK I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT PHONES LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT RECEIVES TEXT MESSAGES AND PICTURES AND SHIT OKAY :(

SHE HAS A PO BOX AS WELL! AND AN EMAIL ADDRESS BUT FUCK THAT SHIT AIN'T NOBODY ON THE NETWORK GETTING THAT

If you dial the number, you'll eventually end up on her voicemail because hell yes you know she screens the shit out of her calls; there's a slight white noisey pause, then, "Please leave a message." IN A HIDEOUS PHONESEXY VOICE. THAT'S IT. THAT IS ALL THERE FUCKING IS and if I don't make a "THEN WHO WAS PHONE????????" joke now I'll never get the opportunity so let's just toss it in there. Of course, if you're Gluttony she'll pretty much always pick up immediately, so there's that!

ic contact post, c&c

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