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: HHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOING TO FUCKING SKEWER YOU LIKE SO MUCH SHISH KEBAB
: I dislike you, but I will hide it because that is how I'm rolling right now!
: MEH don't care if you live or die, lol humans [DEFAULT]
: YOU ARE ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT OKAY
: Let's be smug assholes together sometime!
: DA FAAAAAMILY JERRY
: ....................... o.
THE MOSTLY HARMLESS EDITION
ROYYYYY MUSTANNNNNNNNG:
She can and will hide it forever and ever, but oh my god bitch is dead and every second he's not bleeding to death in front of her is a wasted one. :(
Jean Havoc:
NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY GIMP EX BUT ME. Lust doesn't really give a shit about Havoc anymore, but the fact that he's still rolling around and relatively intact is a slap in the face to her and basically she just wants him to be dead a lot. OH YEAH AND HE CAN WALK NOW THAT PISSES HER OFF.
Envy:
Oh my god somebody just superglue his mouth shut and take his guide away from him. Envy's very presence offends Lust, and although she's aware of the threat he poses, the longer she talks to him the more bored and irritated she gets.
Greed:
Lust. Really doesn't like Greed. At all. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HE WILL NEVER KNOW, HOWEVER, BECAUSE SHE IS BUSY PRESENTING HERSELF AS THE COOL SISTER WHO DOESN'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT IF YOU DRINK WHILE SHE'S IN THE ROOM AND MAYBE MIGHT LET YOU GET A SHOT AT THE POON SOMEDAY. Admittedly she has warmed up to him over time, but still. She is a stone cold sociopath traitor-hater. :(
Ling Yao:
It's like a combination of being vaguely wary and not giving a shit!
Wrath:
He's like the single loyal homunculus left on the ship besides her, and that is gold no matter how much of a dipshit he makes of himself in public and how low her trust level in him sometimes dips.
DICKNIPPLES:
Much of the initial RAGE was burned off when she maimed Beat's sorry ass! Right now she's just stuck between wanting to kill him and finding it hilarious to fuck with him.
DICKNIPPLES' GIRLFRIEND:
Maka actually gets a lot more animosity than Beat does, mostly because she punched her seriously what the hell was that, but she will, of course, never air this in public and just bottle it up forever like a crazy mofo.
THAT BROAD WHO KEEPS ON YELLING ABOUT HOW FAKE HER TITS ARE IN LIKE EVERY POST:
Not cool, bro.
Not cool.
Barry the Chopper:
GO AWAY, NUMBER 66.
Ran Fan:
She keeps an eye out for her, but not enough to actually be, uh. As creepy as she could be.
TARDOTRON:
TOO MUCH STUPID NOT ENOUGH OVERT POWER :(
Allen Walker:
Ex-roomie! Doesn't know much about him, but he minded his own business and the fact that he keeps on trying to change Envy's ways is sadly hilarious to her. :(
Haruno Sakura:
She has no vested interest in her right now BUT IF SHE HEALS HAVOC'S SPINE SO HELP HER GOD THERE WILL BE BLOOD. WELLP YOU'RE ON MY LIST NOW
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THE MOTHERFUCKING SUPERHERO EDITION
Shoulderpads-chan:
LMFAO GOD THAT ICON but anyway yeah. Lust doesn't love anyone. Ever. At all. The retarded relationship she's got going with Knives is the closest she can and will ever get. She respects and trusts his dumb crazy catlady ass more than anyone else in the entire city. :/
MR. NYGMA:
GOD SHE JUST HATES THE RIDDLER SO MUCH. That's mellowed out over time, and once she kills him it'll be gone for good, but she just. Wants to kill him so badly.
Selina Kyle:
While she's more or less ambivalent about her, so long as she doesn't get in her way, she still manages to be a pretty regular pain in her ass. Selina makes Lust wish death stuck.
NII-CHAN:
They have their differences, but she is just so glad to have a loyal sibling to boss around for once! Even if he does confuse her occasionally. It is truly amazing.
THE LESSER NII-CHAN:
DIRTY DIRTY TRAITOR GO TO HELL. She's willing to compromise with him, but man once he punches Envy through a Chinese restaurant window and the claws come out this is not going to go so well.
Audrey II:
He's annoying, but very nostalgic! At some point, she may have to jettison his ass, but she really does appreciate having a mobile dumpster again. OH, THE SIMPLE THINGS.
BROTHAH CAVIL:
She doesn't trust him in the slightest, she doesn't enjoy the information imbalance, but when it comes down to it Cavil is one of her most useful allies, and also one of the most easily-disposed-of. TL;DR EXCELLENT ROBOBFF WOULD FORCE TO PAY FOR OVEREXPENSIVE MEAL AGAIN.
MC DEATHSTROKE:
SHE DOES NOT TRUST HIM (duh when does she ever) BUT ANYONE WHO WANTS THE RIDDLER TO DIE IN A FIRE AS MUCH AS SHE DOES IS A++ ALLY MATERIAL AND SHE APPRECIATES THAT.
Firecrotch:
She kind of wavers between finding him annoying as shit and hilarious to fuck with! But no real deep investment. Killing him would be fun, in a vague sort of way.
Angelica Einstellsehn:
She sees, like, ultimate hubris whenever Angie comes to mind, and it really does piss Lust off. BITCH WANTS TO CUT HER UP AND THAT WILL NOT FLY, MMKAY. She would enjoy having her under her thumb to make a motherfucking zombie army to her specifications, naturally, but it ain't happening, so hoping that she gets killed and arrested again is really the most she can hope for now!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:
GOD WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST YOU COALESCED ANTHROPOMORPHIZATION OF EVERYTHING I DISLIKE ABOUT MYSELF GO AWAY GO AWAY mommy why don't you love me or really care about my existence at all HHHHHHHHH
Harley Quinn:
God she just goes through Gothamites like fucking tissue paper. She still has vested interest in Harley as a pawn, even if the woman she was using her as a substitute for is now in the City and totally hates her guts! Someday they will go on another hideous date, I'm sure.
Jonathan "I'm a bitch" Crane:
He is a pawn to be used! Also, fucking with him is hilarious.
I AM IRON WANG:
TROLLABILITY: ROBUST.
Gluttony:
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Tyki "I don't know how you fucking spell this shit" Mikk:
GET OFF... MY MAN'S... NUTS.
Tim Drake:
LMFAKLSKASK SHE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE HIM because he blew her face off and in general has ideals that she lols at, plus hates her for killing Catwoman BUT KNIVES IS HIS BFFL SO SHE CAN'T JUST SHANK HIM... and also that one time she was Disney nice he manipulated her. UNFORGIVABLE. She also isn't sure just how much of an influence he has on Knives, which bothers her quite a bit! In the meantime, she's just taking her SILENT NETWORK CREEPER approach and being a total bitch.
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