For alliwantisanelf: Wanna Bet?

[peppervl]

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[alliwantisanelf]

Ahem!*coughs* Okay...

I'll admit it. Joanie could be me. Hell, Joanie IS ME! And Ruthie is Yes Dear!(it was the husky voice that gave him away)

I'm staring open-mouthed too, Orlando. Beautiful doesn't describe you!

Oh, I'm so happy that he's wearing the belt! That thing is to DIE FOR!

Hey, I'm his OTHERMOTHER, and I'm not sure even I'd recognize him! (Well, I COULD, 'cause I'm well known for being able to recognise all the performers from CATS without their stage makeup, but I'm good at pretending too!)

...Viggo, who was by now fidgeting nervously on the couch. That's not fidgeting, he's wanking! But we won't tell, right?

judging by the large bulge that was currently tenting the front of his pants. *points, using Orlando's voice* Is that our chauffeur, or are you just glad to see me?

Oh yeah, Viggo. $58 Dress? You can afford to pay triple. The girls did an EXCELLENT JOB!

[andatariel]

LOL - Hi Joanie!

*closes your mouth gently* It's rude to drool on the merchandise!

I also loved the belt - I think it's one of the main reasons I chose the dress - well, that and the cutouts, and the slits in the sides, and the fact that the style is flattering to 'broader' shoulders, and .... okay, dammit, I could picture him in it!

And yes, Viggo was plyaing pocket-pool on the couch, but I didn't want to embarass the poor dear to early.

[alliwantisanelf]

See? Look what happened to my last comment. I'm all worked up, I tell ya.

But not like THAT!

Perverts.

This is why Yes Dear stopped the car on the way to the hospital and calmly explained why, if Lil' Pip turned out to be a boy, we would be keeping her/him anyway. I soooo wanted a baby girl!

Anyway....

The old heel in the doormat trick! AHAHAHAHAHAAAaA!!! I love that he broke character and used his masculine voice! *rotflmao!*

“Not a chance, caveman,” Orlando grinned. “I want to dance. What kind of cheap date do you think I am?Now THAT'S MY BOY

[andatariel]

The old heel in the doormat trick! AHAHAHAHAHAAAaA!!! Ummmmmm *blushes* I actually did that - at a black-tie movie premier... and it was the mat at the top of the escalator, so I caused a pile-up of note! But at least I stayed in character!

I don't think at that stage Vig could have used Cap'n Jack's compass... he knows he wants Orlando, the problem is where to start!

Ohhhhh... Viggo... tax laws... *melts with you*

[stormatdusk]

He groaned audibly as Orlando tucked into his starter of asparagus spears in butter sauce with diligent applications of tongue to both vegetables and fingers nnnngghh.

the dress and stockings ARE to die for. *wants* and the banner? GORGEOUS. you don't know how much I wanted to print it out and fax it to al when i saw it, when i knew she wouldn't be able to get to LJ right that first day.

awww, GEEZ with the voice of viggo during teh sex. *aches in naughty places*

this was wonderful fun! and in case you can't tell... al LOVES it. ;)

[alliwantisanelf]

HEY! *pushes stormatdusk*

I'm commenting here!

*hides dress and stockings, AND the strapless bra, before you pilfer them under the disguise of "sharing"*

[alliwantisanelf]

*dashes back in for the silver belt and the stiletto heels*

[stormatdusk]

*carefully aims tranquilizer gun* ;)

[alliwantisanelf]

*takes a deep breath, for I've talked way too long!*

*looks around to see who believed THAT*

Okay, fine. *pouts* I'm sussed. I'm out of breath from reading the story. It's true, okay?

Those hairpins, Orlando...they're quite a hazard! Being beautiful can be painful, and it's a lot of work!

Perfect last line. Sets us right up for a sequel I think. Viggo looks absolutely LOVELY in pink!

Seriously, in my wildest dreams I never imagined my first ficathon would pair me with someone who could write like this. The person who wrote this fic pressed ALL my buttons, kink and otherwise! This has to be someone who knows me very well, or knows exactly who to email to find out everything they don't already know (*points to puterpatty and stormatdusk above*)

I'm guessing it's you, shegollum. The only thing that's missing is Viggo waking Orlando with a little green lizard.

If it's not you, my second guess would be nurseowens, for the mirror scene alone

[andatariel]

{{{{HuGS YOU RIGHT BACK}}}}

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the high praise and the entertainment! I could actually imagine some of your reactions as I was writing the fic... and I've had a blast over the past week reading your comments and knowing you hadn't a clue it was me! *Dances with glee*

Honestly - this wouldn't even have been possible if it hadn't been for you and all you've taught me as my beloved beta, so all bruises from fainting, hot flushes, drool on keyboards etc are as much your fault as mine!

Thaks again, sweetie - I'm thrilled beyond description that you liked it so much.

Oh... and about that sequel....

[alliwantisanelf]

In the very back of my mind, you were sort of lurking there, but I sort of assumed we'd all get paired with people we didn't know very well so we could make new friends (that's what happened with both of mine, and the couple of people I simply asked if they were writing for someone they knew well). You've really taken your beta notes to heart! This fic ranks up there with my best-loved authors, and it's one of the hottest, funniest cross-dressing fics I've ever read. I do hope you'll feel free to post it on all the communities, so nobody will miss this--adult orlando and adult viggo, vigorli, and all the other ones my brain is blank on now. People will LOVE this fic!

You know I'll be happy as a flea in Viggo's crotch-hair if you'd let me beta anything you write. Bring that sequel on, baby! And the pre-quel too!!!

*sends you some commas to get you started (,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)*

[sarkka]

I had a blast reading this and then even more fun reading Al's comments =)

Those stockings are to die for and this was just a GUH GUH-fest for me !

[alliwantisanelf]

I think my author should have just written this for EVERYBODY and then the rest of us could just read it over and over and over and over and over....

But that's sort of how it works, multiplied by thirtysomething, isn't it????

*loves early_theory*

[andatariel]

Thank you - I'm glad you had fun!

And I want a pair of those stockings as well...!