For alliwantisanelf: Wanna Bet?

[peppervl]

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[alliwantisanelf]

See? Look what happened to my last comment. I'm all worked up, I tell ya.

But not like THAT!

Perverts.

This is why Yes Dear stopped the car on the way to the hospital and calmly explained why, if Lil' Pip turned out to be a boy, we would be keeping her/him anyway. I soooo wanted a baby girl!

Anyway....

The old heel in the doormat trick! AHAHAHAHAHAAAaA!!! I love that he broke character and used his masculine voice! *rotflmao!*

“Not a chance, caveman,” Orlando grinned. “I want to dance. What kind of cheap date do you think I am?
Now THAT'S MY BOY!!!!

He's such a tease, and enjoying every moment of it! Poor Viggo, doesn't know what he wants. Maybe Capt. Jack could lend him the compass for a moment? Orlando's enjoying having him come unglued far too much!

Not even Viagra can stand up to this little tart, Vig. Good thing you finally gave in, at least momentarily to take the old edge off.

So Viggo's going to even up the score? I'm glad he's got a bag full of tricks!

*watches as Viggo turns into Santa Claus with all the STUFF he's got!*

“Look, baby, look how gorgeous you are,” ....Sprawled over Viggo’s thighs, with his legs apart and hands behind his head, he looked thoroughly debauched.

GUH!

Viggo has got the dirtiest mouth this side of Texas. Is there anything he doesn't know how to say without debauching us all? I know everybody says he could read them the phone book, but I'll bet he could do the same amount of panty-wetting with a handbook of the IRS tax laws....

Is it hot in here, or is it just my hormones again?

*goes to take a cold shower before finishing*

[andatariel]

The old heel in the doormat trick! AHAHAHAHAHAAAaA!!! Ummmmmm *blushes* I actually did that - at a black-tie movie premier... and it was the mat at the top of the escalator, so I caused a pile-up of note! But at least I stayed in character!

I don't think at that stage Vig could have used Cap'n Jack's compass... he knows he wants Orlando, the problem is where to start!

Ohhhhh... Viggo... tax laws... *melts with you*