For alliwantisanelf: Wanna Bet?

[peppervl]

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[stormatdusk]

He groaned audibly as Orlando tucked into his starter of asparagus spears in butter sauce with diligent applications of tongue to both vegetables and fingers nnnngghh.

the dress and stockings ARE to die for. *wants* and the banner? GORGEOUS. you don't know how much I wanted to print it out and fax it to al when i saw it, when i knew she wouldn't be able to get to LJ right that first day.

awww, GEEZ with the voice of viggo during teh sex. *aches in naughty places*

this was wonderful fun! and in case you can't tell... al LOVES it. ;)

[alliwantisanelf]

HEY! *pushes stormatdusk*

I'm commenting here!

*hides dress and stockings, AND the strapless bra, before you pilfer them under the disguise of "sharing"*

[alliwantisanelf]

*dashes back in for the silver belt and the stiletto heels*

[stormatdusk]

*carefully aims tranquilizer gun* ;)

[alliwantisanelf]

OW!

[stormatdusk]

*blows smoke off end of gun like a cool mothah*

[andatariel]

Thanks hon - I gathered she kinda liked it... just a little bit, you know!

Thank you - I'm soooo glad you enjoyed it... almost as much as I did writing it. I also had a blast giggling at al's comments and knowing she hadn't a clue it was me! And I'll pass your comment about the banner onto my non-lj designer-friend who made it for me - thanks again!

[andatariel]

Okay you two. *Looks sternly at alliwantisanelf and stormatdusk. Hand those over! Can't you see Orlando is crying cos you took his pretties away? Now, play nicely and you can all share. Don't make me have to call Viggo!