If you follow hockey, you probably know about the recent Canucks/Flames game, in which a line brawl (everybody fighting) erupted immediately after the puck drop, resulting in eight people getting ejected from the game. One of the ones ejected was a rookie making his first ever NHL appearance, setting a record for quickest time from debut to ejection (two seconds lol).
What's his name?
Well the first article I read about the game called him
Kellain Lain. Or maybe it's
Kellen Lain. Or it could be
Kellan Lain?
Whatever. Lane Lane, really? What were you thinking, parents?