Being a wanted criminal is hard.

Can't even go out to get a drink without someone pointing a gun in your face, you're worth more dead than alive, you're constantly on the move to avoid the fuzz, and everyone wants a piece of you.

Of course this is a kink meme, so what I mean by "everyone wants a piece of you" I mean your ass.

( By the way, this is my second oldest fandom. Yay for ruining my fond memories of this series? )