Horrors of the Kink Meme: Somebody Hates Me
Being a wanted criminal is hard.
Can't even go out to get a drink without someone pointing a gun in your face, you're worth more dead than alive, you're constantly on the move to avoid the fuzz, and everyone wants a piece of you.
Of course this is a kink meme, so what I mean by "everyone wants a piece of you" I mean your ass.
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I CAN HAS: Wolfwood/Legato/Vash - Weapon fetishization and/or accidental arousal.
Genki: "Hey Vash. Your gun looks like a penis." "Hey Legato. So does yours."
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I CAN HAS: Vash/Wolfwood, anime-verse, Hurt/Comfort, with lots of angsty foreshadowing.
Genki: Because Trigun is totally lacking in angsty foreshadowing.
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I CAN HAS: Knives/All Those Plant Ladies, tentacle sex
Genki: If you like it then you shoulda put Miraclegro on it~
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I CAN HAS: Legato/Knives (yes, you read that right); hair fetish.
Genki: Would Yugi be like the ultimate porn for hair fetishist?
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I CAN HAS: Vash and Legato. Food fetish.
Genki: I just pictured all the things you can do with the hole on the donut and it's not a happy place, let me tell you.
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I CAN HAS: Legato/Dominique, psychic sex
Genki: I don't think I even need to point out how absolutely sexy Legato's frontal lobe is. Me-ow~!
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I CAN HAS: Coffin!Legato cripple porn!
Genki: Knives when I said "pull one leg off and watch him try to walk" I WAS KIDDING.
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I CAN HAS: Midvalley and Hoppered, No Strings Attached.
Genki: Do they mean Midvalley and Hoppered performing numbers from the N*SYNC album of the same name because that would be totally tits.
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I CAN HAS: Midvalley x anyone, prostitution
Genki: He can clean your horn for only five dollars! What a steal!
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I CAN HAS: Apple blossom x Apple Blossom, pollen!sex
Genki: Oh yeah biology porn gets me so hot! Don't write a sexy fic on mitosis because I might just jizz in my pants.
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I CAN HAS: Wolfwood x His Sex Doll
Genki: Wolfwood likes his women silent, ready to serve, and compactable enough to fit in a shoebox.
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I CAN HAS: Wolfwood/Legato
Kink: Books (Or coffee) AUs are absolutely okay.
Genki: Wolfwood and Legato just can't keep it in their pants long enough to attend their Oprah book club meetings.
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BONUS ROUND! BITES FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY KINK MEME
(written by Zekushion)
I CAN HAS: Nevan x Vergil, handcuffs, femdom, tentacle manrape... this kind of stuff.
Alastor: Okay. Hell's officially frozen. In the Summer. How'd he get separated from his sword anyways?
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I CAN HAS: Whoever (just NOT Vergil) x Dante, where Dante is a consenting uke and truly enjoys submission. Not a rape fic. Yaoi, cock/ball torture.
Alastor: -Busts out laughing!- That's happened with Lady! Geez...
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I CAN HAS: Dante/Nevan: foot worship, Nevan on top plz.
Alastor: Blue, I told you NOT to lick that creep's boots!
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That's it. Again. What's with all these ridiculously short memes? If I feel really ambitious I could hit up Persona 4. It has literally over 9,000 prompts.
Or not and I can save my social life right now.
Can't even go out to get a drink without someone pointing a gun in your face, you're worth more dead than alive, you're constantly on the move to avoid the fuzz, and everyone wants a piece of you.
Of course this is a kink meme, so what I mean by "everyone wants a piece of you" I mean your ass.
---
I CAN HAS: Wolfwood/Legato/Vash - Weapon fetishization and/or accidental arousal.
Genki: "Hey Vash. Your gun looks like a penis." "Hey Legato. So does yours."
---
I CAN HAS: Vash/Wolfwood, anime-verse, Hurt/Comfort, with lots of angsty foreshadowing.
Genki: Because Trigun is totally lacking in angsty foreshadowing.
---
I CAN HAS: Knives/All Those Plant Ladies, tentacle sex
Genki: If you like it then you shoulda put Miraclegro on it~
---
I CAN HAS: Legato/Knives (yes, you read that right); hair fetish.
Genki: Would Yugi be like the ultimate porn for hair fetishist?
---
I CAN HAS: Vash and Legato. Food fetish.
Genki: I just pictured all the things you can do with the hole on the donut and it's not a happy place, let me tell you.
---
I CAN HAS: Legato/Dominique, psychic sex
Genki: I don't think I even need to point out how absolutely sexy Legato's frontal lobe is. Me-ow~!
---
I CAN HAS: Coffin!Legato cripple porn!
Genki: Knives when I said "pull one leg off and watch him try to walk" I WAS KIDDING.
---
I CAN HAS: Midvalley and Hoppered, No Strings Attached.
Genki: Do they mean Midvalley and Hoppered performing numbers from the N*SYNC album of the same name because that would be totally tits.
---
I CAN HAS: Midvalley x anyone, prostitution
Genki: He can clean your horn for only five dollars! What a steal!
---
I CAN HAS: Apple blossom x Apple Blossom, pollen!sex
Genki: Oh yeah biology porn gets me so hot! Don't write a sexy fic on mitosis because I might just jizz in my pants.
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I CAN HAS: Wolfwood x His Sex Doll
Genki: Wolfwood likes his women silent, ready to serve, and compactable enough to fit in a shoebox.
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I CAN HAS: Wolfwood/Legato
Kink: Books (Or coffee) AUs are absolutely okay.
Genki: Wolfwood and Legato just can't keep it in their pants long enough to attend their Oprah book club meetings.
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BONUS ROUND! BITES FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY KINK MEME
(written by Zekushion)
I CAN HAS: Nevan x Vergil, handcuffs, femdom, tentacle manrape... this kind of stuff.
Alastor: Okay. Hell's officially frozen. In the Summer. How'd he get separated from his sword anyways?
---
I CAN HAS: Whoever (just NOT Vergil) x Dante, where Dante is a consenting uke and truly enjoys submission. Not a rape fic. Yaoi, cock/ball torture.
Alastor: -Busts out laughing!- That's happened with Lady! Geez...
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I CAN HAS: Dante/Nevan: foot worship, Nevan on top plz.
Alastor: Blue, I told you NOT to lick that creep's boots!
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That's it. Again. What's with all these ridiculously short memes? If I feel really ambitious I could hit up Persona 4. It has literally over 9,000 prompts.
Or not and I can save my social life right now.