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Berko got back today and finally made himself real fucking useful cos it seems my Nana has FINALLY fucking died, the dusty old cunt, I don't think mum even knows yet oh man this is going to be the fucking tops

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[meadowed]

how could you say those things about your own grandmother!

[dunged]

she touched me in bad places, Meadowes

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oh god.

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you believed it?

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ha ha oh man Meadowes, seriously you believed it, you are so fucking great

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i don't just go around assuming that people are liars. i like to give them the benefit of the doubt.

[dunged]

I was just fucking with you Meadowes

really though she was a bit of a cunt but a RICH cunt so it all works out

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yes, i realise that.

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do you like pocket books

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erm. no more than the average person.

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how about a nice fucking stained glass lampshade

[meadowed]

i don't want any of your deceased grandmother's things!

(thank you though, that's very kind.)

[dunged]

you're just playing hard to get love

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plates with kittens on them?

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mulled mead from the fucking stone age?

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etiquette books that have words longer than my whole fucking name?