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Berko got back today and finally made himself real fucking useful cos it seems my Nana has FINALLY fucking died, the dusty old cunt, I don't think mum even knows yet oh man this is going to be the fucking tops
don't know who'd buy her shitey fucking antiques but my new hair (still love you McKinnon you fucking goddess) makes me look all clean and presentable and what fucking have you, so maybe I'll get out of knockturn and set up shop for the little old ladies in diagon alley yeah
I am going to be such a fucking rich man after this, anyone have birthdays coming up cos they are important when they aren't mine or Ted's or Bones's so I will buy you a proper fucking gift yeah, if I like you that is and if you'll fucking appreciate it
TIME TO GO RANSACK, WISH ME LOTS OF FUCKING LUCK (not that I need it, she's pretty fucking dead)
don't know who'd buy her shitey fucking antiques but my new hair (still love you McKinnon you fucking goddess) makes me look all clean and presentable and what fucking have you, so maybe I'll get out of knockturn and set up shop for the little old ladies in diagon alley yeah
I am going to be such a fucking rich man after this, anyone have birthdays coming up cos they are important when they aren't mine or Ted's or Bones's so I will buy you a proper fucking gift yeah, if I like you that is and if you'll fucking appreciate it
TIME TO GO RANSACK, WISH ME LOTS OF FUCKING LUCK (not that I need it, she's pretty fucking dead)