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[dunged]

Berko got back today and finally made himself real fucking useful cos it seems my Nana has FINALLY fucking died, the dusty old cunt, I don't think mum even knows yet oh man this is going to be the fucking tops

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[canined]

You look awful.

[dunged]

and you suck massive amounts of cock, I like games where everyone says something obvious

[meadowed]

how could you say those things about your own grandmother!

[dunged]

she touched me in bad places, Meadowes

[meadowed]

oh god.

[dunged]

you believed it?

[anticlaw]

Put an ad in the Prophet. People go nuts for collectable shite like that.

[dunged]

I've done that shite before, it leads to bad things

[anticlaw]

Why do you need to look clean and presentable in Knockturn, anyhow?

[dunged]

I don't, I've been getting a lot of weird fucking looks and someone called me little girl yesterday, but it helps in diagon alley yeah

[hisjunior]

You should buy peanut butter.

[dunged]

for you Bartbart? I know you love that shite

[hisjunior]

You can consider it a gift if you want to.

[dunged]

that's kind of a shitey gift but if that's what you want mate, when's your birthday