I have no excuse for writing this, other than to point my finger at onion_ and say "It was all her fault! She gave me the bunny!"

Dragons, Giants, and Wizards, Oh My!

Rating:R for implied dragon/giant/wizard slash and crack I'm sorry for any brain-breaking this may cause. Truly sorry

( Norbert and I...we've had a talk or two, and we love each other. He's asked me to move into his cave sometime next month, and I've agreed. )