I'm going to the special hell. Oh, yes.
I have no excuse for writing this, other than to point my finger at onion_ and say "It was all her fault! She gave me the bunny!"
Dragons, Giants, and Wizards, Oh My!
Rating:R for implied dragon/giant/wizard slash and crack I'm sorry for any brain-breaking this may cause. Truly sorry
"E's just a little 'un, sir." Hagrid looked at the floor, shuffing his feet. "I know it seems too soon, really, but we...we.." here the giant's eyes began to tear up, and he fumbled for a hankie the size of a small bath towel. Dumbledore reached up to pat at Hagrid's massive shoulder, making soothing 'there, there' sounds. After blowing his nose, Hagrid managed to regain his composure enough to continue. "Norbert and I...we've had a talk or two, and we love each other. He's asked me to move into his cave sometime next month, and I've agreed."
Dumbledore nodded, looking grave. "You do know that dragons mate for life?" he asked,
Hagrid managed a watery smile. "Aye, Norbie told me tha. First thing, too. We've no secrets from each other. I..I told him about us, Professor. I couldn't just keep something like this from someone I love."
Again, Dumbledore nodded, then gave Hagrid an appraising look. "Your Norbert's cave. Would you say it's a large one?"
Hagrid beamed. "Oh, aye! Huge! Could fit most of Slytherin in there, if'n ye packed them in tight enough."
"Would you and Norbert possibly have room for once more?" the Headmaster asked, and was immediately engulfed by a rather wet and enthusiastic giant hug.
"Of course, sir!" Hagrid's smile was radiant, and he instantly began helping Dumbledore pack up his office.
The rather odd threesome lived happily ever after in their cave. Professor Snape took over as Headmaster, and Hogwarts became renown for turning out students who were snarky and had excellent survival and potion making skills. Voldemort attempted to kill Harry Potter, but failed miserably, as he tripped over a minion, and broke both his wand, and his neck.
The End.
Dragons, Giants, and Wizards, Oh My!
Rating:R for implied dragon/giant/wizard slash and crack I'm sorry for any brain-breaking this may cause. Truly sorry
"E's just a little 'un, sir." Hagrid looked at the floor, shuffing his feet. "I know it seems too soon, really, but we...we.." here the giant's eyes began to tear up, and he fumbled for a hankie the size of a small bath towel. Dumbledore reached up to pat at Hagrid's massive shoulder, making soothing 'there, there' sounds. After blowing his nose, Hagrid managed to regain his composure enough to continue. "Norbert and I...we've had a talk or two, and we love each other. He's asked me to move into his cave sometime next month, and I've agreed."
Dumbledore nodded, looking grave. "You do know that dragons mate for life?" he asked,
Hagrid managed a watery smile. "Aye, Norbie told me tha. First thing, too. We've no secrets from each other. I..I told him about us, Professor. I couldn't just keep something like this from someone I love."
Again, Dumbledore nodded, then gave Hagrid an appraising look. "Your Norbert's cave. Would you say it's a large one?"
Hagrid beamed. "Oh, aye! Huge! Could fit most of Slytherin in there, if'n ye packed them in tight enough."
"Would you and Norbert possibly have room for once more?" the Headmaster asked, and was immediately engulfed by a rather wet and enthusiastic giant hug.
"Of course, sir!" Hagrid's smile was radiant, and he instantly began helping Dumbledore pack up his office.
The rather odd threesome lived happily ever after in their cave. Professor Snape took over as Headmaster, and Hogwarts became renown for turning out students who were snarky and had excellent survival and potion making skills. Voldemort attempted to kill Harry Potter, but failed miserably, as he tripped over a minion, and broke both his wand, and his neck.
The End.