Title: Spiced Rum: Aged Five - Family
Type: Gen at present, with very slight het
Genre: Character study/Humor
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Characters/Pairings: Jack Smith (eventually Sparrow); his parents, a harlot and a pirate; Lizzie, a harlot; Johnny, a pimp; Johnson, a preacher; and very slight wee Jack/Lizzie.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Minor ( Read more... )

Title: Predator and Prey
Type: Het (ZOMFGWHAT?)
Genre: Romance
Characters: Blaise/Hermione, unrequited Theo/Hermione and references to about five other pairings, most of them involving Blaise.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Language, a quick snog
Prompts: "Evil is an art form" and "Lucky" for the_serpent_den
Word Count: 1,202
Summary: Blaise goes hunting, albiet with ( Read more... )

Title: ZOMG PERCY/OLIVER DRABBLE (shuttup,it'slate)
Type: Slash
Genre: Vague angst.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Warnings: Boys kissing?
Word Count: 100
Summary: No mistakes made.
Disclaimer: Not mine; JKR's.
A/N: Dedicated to La Chelsea/unrulygarden, as she is awesome, tomorrow's the opening night of her awesome one-act (Princess Rebecca Birnbaum). Also ( Read more... )

Title: Late Night
Type: Het/Slash
Genre: Angst
Pairing: Theo/Hermione, Theo/Blaise
Prompt: "sing the blues"
Rating: PG
Warnings: Slash, angst, minor language
Word Count: 1,205
Summary: "Since Draco worked out the Room of Requirement, Theo has found himself going there more often than he would have thought."
Disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's, will put ( Read more... )

Title: Yearn
Type: Het (contrary to popular opinion, I can write it)
Genre: Angst
Pairing: Theodore Nott/Hermione
Other Pairings: Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Krum, Hermione/McLaggen, Draco/Pansy, Blaise/Anything Female and Alive, Theo/Millicent
Rating: PG/PG-13
Word Count: 617
Summary: Friends and feelings can be dangerous
Disclaimer: Not mine; JKR's.
A ( Read more... )

Title: Let's just call it "The Ballad of Walden and Bella" and get it over with
Type: Het (ZOMFG!!)
Genre: A little of everything, predominantly angst
Pairing: Walden/Bella
Prompt: Q - Z (it's OVER!)
Rating: PGish to Rish
Warnings: Language, sex talk, standard fare for kinky Death Eaters
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: And our epic reaches its tragic ( Read more... )

Title: Continually Untitled
Type: Het (ZOMFG!!)
Genre: A little of everything
Pairing: Walden/Bella
Prompt: H - P
Rating: PGish to Rish
Warnings: Language, sex talk, standard fare for kinky Death Eaters
Word Count: 900
Summary: The continuing epic of Walden and Bella.
Disclaimer: Alas, they are not mine, or Rodolphus wouldn't be an intro.
A/N: ( Read more... )

This, friends, is what we call...writing dump.

Title: Not Enough
Type: Slash/Gen
Genre: Angst
Pairing: Severus/Barty
Prompt: history repeats itself
Rating: Hard PG/Light PG-13
Warnings: Minor language, vague discussion of slashiness, angst and thematic elements out the ass, Imperius Curse, Crouch Senior POV
Word Count: 1,613
Summary: Only once has ( Read more... )

Title: Valentine's Day '74
Prompt: Free-For-All, "Hogwarts" at tellmeakiss.
Type: Slash
Genre: Unmitigated fluff
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Word Count: 753
Disclaimer: Regrettably, neither the pups nor any other characters are mine.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild, incidental language, and two blokes kissing.
Summary: It's Valentine's Day. Sirius is bored, so he and ( Read more... )

Title: It's For Your GIRLFRIEND!
Universe: Up the Down Satanist
Type: Het (le GASP!)
Genre: Humorsmut
Pairing: Tristan/Katya
Word Count: 1,852
Disclaimer: Oh HEY, these characters are MINE. Well, Rufus Wainwright technically isn't, but he doesn't show up on screen.
Rating: R, possibly NC-17
Warnings: Language, swearing in Spanish, best-friend! ( Read more... )