No matter what I do, no matter what I think, no matter what I choose, no matter what -- I know there will be two people who will never, ever abandon me.

As a child, I have not given much thought to my parents. They were just...there. I mean, I suppose I could given a lot more thought to them but at the time, I was too busy doing something or ( Read more... )

Okay, so for those who are not aware (which I think makes up the bulk of whoever might be reading), my womb-emancipation day is arriving. And again for those who don't know, that will give me exactly 16 revolutions of the Earth around the Sun to bear on my shoulders.

That makes me very sad.

( why does that make me sad? )

Okay has anyone ever realized how ... I can't find the word but here goes. I'll use a blank or something?

Has anyone ever realized how _________ teachers are?

And just to be clear, the blank is not supposed to be derogatory in any way. It's just that....damn!

Here's what I was thinking:

First, they work their butts off and finish high school to go to ( Read more... )