[accidental video post]

[greenwithme]

[Envy appears to be inside a dimly lit storage shed of some sort. There is ramshackle furniture strewn about. The floor is covered in dirt and grit, except for a spot in the center where Envy is squatting, surrounded by various old tomes opened to reveal complex diagrams and geometrical shapes, many of which should appear familiar to those schooled

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[material_guy]

Guess Homunculi can't do it after all.

[Video]

[greenwithme]

What are you talking about? I'm a human now, so I should be able to do it, just like anyone else! [He's pawing through the books again, flipping through random pages.] It's just these stupid books... Way too many words, not enough pictures...

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[material_guy]

Oh. So yer just stupid.

[Video]

[greenwithme]

I'm not stupid, asshole! It's just... I can't see a damn thing with this dim light, that's all! How am I supposed to copy these arrays when I can't see 'em good?

[Video]

[material_guy]

They got these nifty new inventions called light bulbs these days. Really, humans make some pretty impressive shit.

[Video]

[greenwithme]

...This place doesn't exactly have electricity. And even if it did, you think I could afford it?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Inn't that what yer sugar daddy's for?

[Video]

[greenwithme]

My what...?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Yer amoroso, yer honey-bunches-of-bucks.

[Video]

[greenwithme]

...That kid can barely make ends meet. Besides! I don't want to rely on him to take care of me. I can do stuff for myself, too!

[Video]

[material_guy]

Good! Great, that's real noble of ya, glad to hear it!

Like what?

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[greenwithme]

I can... [Okay, he actually has to think about this...] I can tie my own shoes! And I know how to make stew and bread pudding... I can even trick people into giving me money by making up some kind of sob story, and they eat it all up! [In other words, he knows how to beg.]

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[material_guy]

So yer a low-level petty crook. Do you pick pockets, too?

[Video]

[greenwithme]

All in a dishonest day's work~♥ But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Unlike you, I'm doin' pretty good. Fuck regular lightbulbs, I got fuckin' neon lighting in here. Over there. On the bar sign. Just past the paying customers.

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[greenwithme]

You think I'm gonna get jealous over neon lighting? Moron... I'm trying not to draw attention to myself. And I'm doing a pretty damn good job of it, too! I can walk out in the open, and the military doesn't give me a second look! I'm just another nameless refugee to them. They have absolutely no idea that the instigator of the Ishvalan Extermination is walking right in their midst... Isn't that hilarious?