[It's a lot harder to maintain the bravado when he doesn't have the strength to back it up... But he's gonna try, dammit!]
Yeah, sure. Why the hell not? We'll be as thick as thieves! It's not like I've got any job skills or anything, and you're poor, so we'll just have to live a life of crime until we hit is big somehow.
Eheh...well fortunately I have job skills, but if you want you can go and steal panties and sell them to perverted old men...that could be lucrative. That's something I...well I don't remember, but I expect you were pretty good at it.
...No. Just. No. Is that really something you can do...?
Yeah, I was. Being able to change forms on the fly makes it way too easy to slip away unnoticed, and nearly impossible to catch. Even without my powers, I think I'll be okay. This is a farming community. Not a whole lot in the way of law enforcement, right?
((OOC: Also, you should be aware that Envy is participating in Eris's Blessed with Suck plot, so there could be some rather interesting implications there if Lavi is hanging around with him...))
Why? There's a market for just about anything, I imagine.
Farming community huh? So I bet they could use farm hands...and I'm pretty good with a hammer. I could teach you skills too, make you more independent if you wanna go that route.
(ooc: poor Envy, if it isn't one thing then it's another :3 he'll want in on it for sure.)
Because it's just weird, okay? I'm not going to humiliate myself by peddling panties, got it?
...Yeah. I can't rely on others to help me, seeing as I don't have anyone I can rely on. Other than you, that is... So I'd better learn to take care of myself. The only person you can depend on is yourself. That's just the way the world works.
((OOC: He's got a lot of bad karma to get rid off, I'm guessing. And right now, Envy's entirely disgusted with his body, so he wants nothing to do with sex or the like. Fun times ahead!))
I guess that means you'll be following my lead, I'll make sure you're able to do somethin' decent. Plus, if you do need anything I'll be able to provide at least the basics for you.
((ooc: gotta apologize for my epic slowness lately, the AC is on the blitz and I haven't felt much like sitting in front of a computer.))
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Just be thankful you've never had siblings, all right? Very, very thankful...
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Yeah, sure. Why the hell not? We'll be as thick as thieves! It's not like I've got any job skills or anything, and you're poor, so we'll just have to live a life of crime until we hit is big somehow.
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Yeah, I was. Being able to change forms on the fly makes it way too easy to slip away unnoticed, and nearly impossible to catch. Even without my powers, I think I'll be okay. This is a farming community. Not a whole lot in the way of law enforcement, right?
((OOC: Also, you should be aware that Envy is participating in Eris's Blessed with Suck plot, so there could be some rather interesting implications there if Lavi is hanging around with him...))
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Farming community huh? So I bet they could use farm hands...and I'm pretty good with a hammer. I could teach you skills too, make you more independent if you wanna go that route.
(ooc: poor Envy, if it isn't one thing then it's another :3 he'll want in on it for sure.)
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...Yeah. I can't rely on others to help me, seeing as I don't have anyone I can rely on. Other than you, that is... So I'd better learn to take care of myself. The only person you can depend on is yourself. That's just the way the world works.
((OOC: He's got a lot of bad karma to get rid off, I'm guessing. And right now, Envy's entirely disgusted with his body, so he wants nothing to do with sex or the like. Fun times ahead!))
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((ooc: gotta apologize for my epic slowness lately, the AC is on the blitz and I haven't felt much like sitting in front of a computer.))
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Anyway, um... Thanks for... you know. Everything, I guess...
((OOC: Haha... I hear ya! I've had periods where I've literally not touched the internet in weeks. Hopefully all your characters will make it!))
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It's alright.
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...You remember that ring? The one with all the symbols on it? I threw it back to you, after that fight. Do you still have it...?
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I still have it if you want it back, I gave it to you.
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Yeah, I want it back. And this time... I'll keep better track of it.
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