At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon ( Read more... )

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership ( Read more... )

Pure cunning.....

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup."

"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.

The Funeral Procession ( Read more... )

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down ( Read more... )

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you? ( more under the cut )

Just got an email and thought I'd share..

( The Blonde Mortician )