Joke for the day
Pure cunning.....
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup."
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup."
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.