My sga_santa fic! Originally here. For scrollgirl, who asked for John/Ronon, slice-of-life, and episode tag. This is so totally Not My Pairing, so when in doubt, write porn. I ended up rather pleased with it.

Wardrobe
John/Ronon | NC-17 | 2300 words

( On his first trip to earth, somebody at the SGC gave Ronon jeans. He didn't think it was a big deal, at the time. )

Rather Than Eternity Without It
NC-17
Ned/Chuck/OMC (this is 99% het, people)
2700 words
AN: Yes, Zach is cast as Zachary Levi. What? I like the image of Lee Pace sucking on Zach Levi's fingers, okay? I'm only human.

( Except there's a catch. I probably should have mentioned the catch. You see that guy in the booth over there? The one with the thick eyebrows and whimsical charm? )

Language of the Body
RPS AU, by which I mean "original characters," really.
Jensen/Jared
NC-17
5k words
For cormallen, who posted a gorgeous picspam of beautiful men doing amazing things with their bodies. Then we teased her for wanting an AU where Jared is a ballet dancer, and she said, "Way to crush my hopes and dreams of someone writing me a J2 ballet ( Read more... )

*Just watched "Birthright" (7x10) for the first time. My "I love Teal'c, but just cannot eroticize him" problem, it is GONE. That man looks like an utterly amazing kisser. Christopher Judge's lips + Jolene Blalock's lips = hot beyond the telling of it ( Read more... )

Mother of Invention 4/4
Ned/Chuck, NC-17, 650 words
There will be more in this verse, but this stands alone so far.
Part 1 2 3

( She maintains radio silence until they are in the bedroom. )

( I love my sister so much )

I am doing nothing but fandom today. Really, NOTHING. It's my day, all for me. I deserve it, after my crappy crappy 4th (please, don't ask. Homesickness and family frustration and really really bad sex)

I have a beta obligation to do, but I woke up In A Mood and obviously won't be able to say a singe intelligent thing there, so... have a ( Read more... )

Unlooked-for Gift
Jack/Daniel, soft NC-17, 2700 words.
No beta; please tell me if I have spinach in my teeth.

Jack reached out to straighten the shoulders of Daniel's tac vest, fix a buckle. They were easy, familiar touches, the kind he could get away with in front of SG-6 and SG-15 there in the gate room, because he'd always touched Daniel like ( Read more... )

Hell of a Sight
SG1 1800 words PWP
Jack/Daniel. Well, Daniel/Jack, really.
Rating: porn porn porn porn porn.
Warnings: More than a little bit of power-exchange d/s dynamic, but not really any kinky trappings to go with it. No spoilers.
AN: This is so ludicrously self-indulgent. Also? Porn in past tense is hard. Thanks to amara_m for the look- ( Read more... )

I just watched seven straight hours of Torchwood. I spent practically the entire time dancing about making noises audible only to dogs. I have NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY. Jack/Ianto is my new greatest OTP of all time. Seriously, I think I love them more than Sirius/Remus (the previous holders of the all-time crown ( Read more... )