Bear's (My) wife asked him to go to the Hippy Store (Whole Foods) and pick her up some Hippy Soap (In Your Face Patchouli soap). Since he loves his wife very very much, he agreed to go ( Read more... )

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I didn’t write this. If you did write it, please let me know (so, I can know who to blame).

The List of Offensive Range Stereotypes.

At every range, shooters from the following list of archetypes can be found. The more you think about it, the more you will realize you have seen these people. The question is, which one are you?

1. Grampa and Cody

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‘Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’ ‘
Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith…
He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood!
Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there..
‘ ‘Thank you very much f or the call, sir.’ The next day, twelve Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris was on the Glenn Beck show last night. He said something (as a joke) that I would like to see happen:

NORRIS: No, no, no, listen. America is not a democracy. It is a Chuck-tatorship. If that was true - if that was true, I would go to Washington. I’d line up every member of Congress, and I’d have Ron Paul, who’s probably one of the more ( Read more... )

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