Avast yee scruvy Lj readers! Hoist the Main Sail and scrub yee decks, you mangy sea dogs! 'Cuz its talk like a yer bloody
pirate day, me mateys! ARRRRR! So shiver me timbers and fetch yer doctor a tankard of tasty ale. I need to wash out the brine of the sea and the foul taste of salt pork. So fetch me a huge tankard of grog, as I plans me next raid.
RRRRR!
Pillaging and blundering need I be, and refilling my sea chests with booty. ARRR! And I needs me a new crew of blood thristy sea dogs and some lusty wanton wenches for thy next voyage. I've found me couple scurvy,
grog swilling deckhands but I needs me a full crew. So who will join thy dread pirate
dr_nebula on a new voyage of raping and pillaging?
And what be thy special pirate skills?
RRRR! Sign up now or be 'recruited' by other means..
Edit: Aye, I need a name for me ship. What be a goodly name for the dread doctor's pirate ship?