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Well, fuck.

...At least we'll get good draft picks?

Given all the obstacles (3rd string quarterback, half of our offense on the disabled list), I was not expecting to be tied at halftime.

Hawks, when your kicker has only .238 of a tackle less than the team average for the game, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Hawks, you really need to learn to play a consistent game. That first half sucked hairy monkey balls. I know they were blitzing practically every other play, but did you see how much better we did once we went to the no-huddle offense? Here's a radical idea for next week against the Eagles: start with the hurry-up ( Read more... )

Hawks, when your opponents are outscoring you three to one in the second half, that's generally a sign that you need to step up your game, you know?

Hawks, I love you, but it's generally easier to win a game if you SHOW THE FUCK UP.

We are getting our asses handed to us by an 0-4 team.

It's like watching a train wreck.

Hawks, you're killing me. What the fuck was that snap all about? I like the Saints and all, but we don't have to go so easy on them!

And while I am still totally devastated that we lost Mack Strong, Weaver looks like he'll do okay.

Unlike the rest of the team. *facepalm*

I am under the impression that Matt Hasselbeck thinks my life is incomplete without a coronary. Matt, just so you know, our guys are the ones in the WHITE JERSEYS!