GA:: Cristina Doesn't Want 'It's a Small World' in Her Apartment
TITLE:: Cristina Doesn't Want 'It's a Small World' in Her Apartment
AUTHOR:: Doom Kitteh
PAIRING:: Callie/Arizona
RATING:: PGish(tiny language)
DISCLAIMER:: these guys are Prop. of ABC and Shondaland, I'm just having a little bit of fun.
SUMMARY:: Cristina has a chat with Callie about the Arizona situation.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:: I was bored and I should be sleeping lol this had no direction what so ever but I figured eh what the hell. And what's really funny... I went and corrected one word about 6 hrs after I posted this because I just now noticed it isn't even close to what I wanted :D lol
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"So let me get this straight." Cristina grinned at her own irony but moved on with her inquiry. "She kissed you in a bathroom, in a bar, and you'd never seen her before." Callie nodded, "Then, when you finally pull your head out of your ass she calls you a newborn and turns you down. "
Callie's face scrunched up, she was really starting to hate the word newborn. Cristina shook her head and continued.
"Then, you make a fool of yourself in front of her and a her date and tell her about Botswana? Seriously Botswana? That's like, fourth date material maybe sixth. So you run away, you know if being a spineless idiot is the only thing George left you with, give it back, seriously. Right now. I don't want a chicken shit for a roommate. "
"Excuse me, chicken shit?"
"Keep up with me Torres, we've moved along with our diagnosis. After getting O'Malley-itis, she catches you in an elevator and after a ridiculous amount of sweet crap you say yes to a date. And then your date consisted of dancing in a living room? Not even hot sweaty dancing, not that I want to see that, mind you. Because I don't. Yay gay, but not for my eyes. What the hell Torres? Damn Lesbians make things so complicated and then you don't even DO anything."
"Hey! That could have happened with anyone, it's not just a lesbian thing."
"You're telling me that had it been Sloan or Karev, they would have called you a newborn and said no?"
"Well, no but that's different!"
"Exactly! Because they're men. And men are to the point. None of this whole newborn calling bull."
Callie leaned against the counter, sticking her hand in the box of cereal she had grabbed as Cristina started ranting at her, she searched around for a minute before triumphantly pulling out the small toy the box had promised. "Cristina, is there a point to all this?"
"Other than you are never touching my cereal again? She's too cheery, it's creepy. I don't want her over here for long amounts of time, she might turn this place into Disneyland."
"Everyone loves Disneyland, you know you do."
"Yeah everything BUT It's a Small World."
"I see your point..."
"Thank you. Now go buy me new cereal."