Mar 04, 2009 13:26
TITLE:: Thinking Out Loud
AUTHOR:: Doom Kitteh
PAIRING:: Callie/Arizona
RATING:: PG-13(for language I suppose...)
DISCLAIMER:: These awesome characters are from the minds of Shondalady and I'm just borrowing them for fun, and nothing more~
SUMMARY:: Callie starts to ramble to herself in her head, or so she thinks anyway.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:: Ok so I've been trying like hell to write something for these two because I love them to death. It's also 4am and I actually wanted to try and make it similarish to something I've written in the Women's Murder Club genre... but I'm not entirely sure I succeeded in what I wanted lol I tried to make it just dialogue esque... but it isn't exactly, but mostly... er... right hopefully the fic makes more sense than I do.
This is what you get when you write at 4am :D
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Callie's PoV~
God that was embarrassing. For both of us! I totally made an ass of myself in front of a super hot woman. Super!? Christ next thing you'll know I'll start saying stuff like 'really, really'.
Way too perky, WAY too much.
But she's soooooo hot.
Even her hair is fricken perky! Bouncy and- and... god I want to touch it...
Oh god get her out, out out out.
"Um... Callie?" Crap its Lexie...
"What?"
"I don't know if you know this but you're kind of, wait you won't beat me up if I tell you, no of course not, right? Heh, Uh you were kind of , sort of... saying all of that out loud..." Lexie trailed off, fidgeting like a maniac and looking around. Wait, I was-
"You're doing it again." She whispers while pulling me into an empty patient room. Thank god it wasn't an on call room, I'm not entirely sure I want those rumors. Unless of course it would show that stupid, perky, rolling around, stupid headed ped's surgeon. Damn her perkyness. Damn her sexyness, just damn her to hell.
"Callie!"
"WHAT!?" God what the hell does she want!?
"I assume this is about Dr. Robbins, right? God I hope so, because the only other ped's surgeon would be Dr. Bailey and that would just be SO weird. No offense or anything, and I know she isn't a Ped's surgeon yet, but it's... Dr. Bailey and the weirdness and really Dr. Robbins is a lot hotter than Dr. Bailey. Do you have a thing for blond's because-"
"Get to the point Little Grey." She's oddly endearing, except an annoying kind. How does Mark handle this?
"Right, sorry. Um, All that stuff you were uh, thinking out there. And I told you earlier but, you were talking to yourself. Maybe you wanted to think it only, but you really weren't. At first you were mumbling, and it was kind of freaky really, a doctor mumbling to herself... but then you got louder and coherent and I thought I'd you know, stop you before someone like Dr. Robbins walked by and heard you- well I'm not entirely sure if you were saying bad things or good things, because it sounded like both and I have no idea which ones you meant-"
"Lexie, shut up."
"Right, no talking."
"Seriously."
"Sorry."
"Lexie! No don't don't answer. Don't say anything!" I need to think, I can't think. What in the world did that crazy girl just say to me?
"Ok, so, I was talking to myself, and people heard me? Great. Just fantastic!" Great way to add more to my wonderful, awesome, lack there of reputation. "Arizona didn't walk by did she? Please tell me I get to at least keep a tiny, miniscule piece of my pride, and tell me she didn't walk by."
"Well-"
"Great, just great! Now she'll never go out with me." I can't believe I'm pouting, why the hell do I care? There's a bunch of other women, I'm sure.
"I swear she didn't, but one of her nurses did, actually I think I saw her last night at Joe's... but she got this weird look and then walked away."
"This day sucks. Actually this week, month even, how about year? Yeah, this year sucks total ass!" I kicked the bedside table and flopped onto the pre-made patient bed. "I'm just going to hide here for a while, don't you dare tell anyone I'm in here."
"But-"
"Just go, please, and do not tell Mark anything. I don't need his ass making jokes about being crazy and talking to myself."
"Callie-"
"Lexie, I'm trying to figure out how the hell to get some sexy, annoying, hot, way too perky, infuriating blond, blue eyed woman; who by the way thinks I'm way too new to this women thing, to go out with me! I don't think you standing here is going to help any."
"Annoying and infuriating? Really, I don't think I've ever been described that way before. It's kind of neat."
Kill me, kill me right now. "Uh, Dr. Robbins-" I tried sitting up but she pushed me back down. Hmm, forceful, nice...
"So I heard a rumor not too long ago."
Ok why did she just crawl on top of me? Seriously way too distracting. No, no, I need to to say something, anything! "Lies, all lies, I swear. I was not talking out loud, to myself, about trying to talk myself out of getting you to date me. Because that just doesn't seem to be working all that well.
"But why the hell not!? How do you even know you'll like me enough to date me longer than just one date? What would me having to be a newborn have to do with one tiny little date? And just so you know, men are seriously out of the picture. Seriously." All my rambling caused me to almost miss the fact that Lexie walked out, oddly quiet, and shut the door. Leaving me with Ms. Perky, newborn-calling crazy, psycho.
"Well calling me a crazy psycho would definitely be something that would lose you some points in the dating area, really."
"Why do I keep saying this crap out loud!? I just want to think it not say it! I blame you, it's all your fault. You just randomly show up in a bathroom, in a bar for Christ's sake, and kiss me. And then-"
"Calliope, shut up."
"Don't you dare tell me to shut mmph" Oh, ok kissing is a super way to shut me up, super.
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Hopefully that wasn't too confusing :3 Have fun! And hope you enjoyed what I come up with when I don't go to bed until 5am :D
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