The Dick and Jane Hamlet
Popping on in the middle of working on projects for finals. What fun!
Here, have a funny.
The Dick and Jane Hamlet
See the man. What a funny man. His name is Hamlet. He is a prince. He is sad. Why are you sad, Hamlet?
"I am sad for my father has died," says Hamlet. "My father was the king."
Where are you going, Hamlet?
"I am going to the castle," says Hamlet.
On the way he meets a ghost. "Where are you going?" asks the ghost.
"I am going to the castle," says Hamlet.
"Boo, boo," says the ghost.
"What is your name, you silly ghost?" asks Hamlet, clapping his hands.
"I am your father," says the ghost. "I was a good king. Uncle Claudius is a bad king, He gave me poison. Would you like poison?"
"Oh, no," says Hamlet. "I would not like poison."
Here, have a funny.
The Dick and Jane Hamlet
See the man. What a funny man. His name is Hamlet. He is a prince. He is sad. Why are you sad, Hamlet?
"I am sad for my father has died," says Hamlet. "My father was the king."
Where are you going, Hamlet?
"I am going to the castle," says Hamlet.
On the way he meets a ghost. "Where are you going?" asks the ghost.
"I am going to the castle," says Hamlet.
"Boo, boo," says the ghost.
"What is your name, you silly ghost?" asks Hamlet, clapping his hands.
"I am your father," says the ghost. "I was a good king. Uncle Claudius is a bad king, He gave me poison. Would you like poison?"
"Oh, no," says Hamlet. "I would not like poison."