JVLIVS CAESAR 1950
I know I do have several posts & such to reply to, which I will get around to this weekend - in the meanwhile, have some crack.
So I got the 1950 Caesar, on DVD from Amazon because you can't find it ANYWORR online. The first one with Heston in it, before he got all old and groty. I took notes on it while I was watching, and being too lazy (right now) to write an actual post, I am typing those up, pretty much verbatim. Colors and text sizes are accurate. If you have ever wondered what random crap flies through my head as I am watching a movie - now is your chance to find out! (If you can actually understand what I am talking about, I applaud you.)
PS. Has anyone else actually seen this version of Caesar? I've never heard anyone talk about it.
menu: weird music -->AWESOME
text. shiny. AWESOME.
soothsayer floating - flame - screaming - creepy
JVLIVS
poster - explains lupercal
"holiday!" zombie!pleb
young!M+F - first one's kinda hot
camera stays on Caesar - oldish C
THONG ANTONY (much better than 70)
don't like this Brutus -- Cassius doesn't want to stop touching his shoulder
STOP SAYING "CASHYUS"
swimming flashback!
what torrent? balding!Caesar - sucks at swimming
-so gay
-BOWING! KNEELING
REALLY CLOSE! SO CLOSE!
"start a spirit"
Brutus stop looking at Cassius' lips
you know, people can hear you, Caesar
THONG
little cute Casca!
crown flashbacks
this Casca is probably suicidal
se~duced. (hehe.)
where's Cicero?
OH ~CASHYUS~ ♥
Lucius is creepy-old
I like Brutus now - you can see him convincing himself
I KNOW WHO HE LOOKS LIKE - SAMWISE
Lucius looks like a boy in bad drag
WHAT THE FUCK PORTIA
ok, she's pretty.
also pretty badass. I like her
no wound shot?
awesome lions
HAHA AWESOME BLOOD
OH SHIT BLOOD IN THE STREET
CRAZY-ASS CALPURNIA
GTFO, woman!
yeah she's hella old
My lord, you're a dumbass.
weirdly mirroring Brutus/Portia
Calpurnia is about to do some drastic shit
ARTEMIDORUS BEARD WHY
THY ~*~LOVER~*~ *breathy*
Artemidorus/Soothsayer?
Soothsayer is laughing at you
Artemidorus is a schoolboy with a crush (hugging?)
super creeper Popilius
REAL TOGAS
arm-in-arm ♥
Metellus Cimber has a creeperstache
I like this Caesar more and more
Publius!
Casca - no "first that rears" - self motivated
ettubrute. BLU no blood
PRO PATRIA
introspective!Cassius - "how many" = aside
awesomely suggestive grabbing-of-dagger-wrist
I do like Heston.
Brutus feels it
70 Caesar ripped off so much from this
Brutus, you're a dumbass
Cassius is hella skinny
Antony grabs Caesar's sword - yay erotic!
I can see how he got this role
here's the part I've heard
bouncy eagle! (throne)
2 parts: Murder - Revenge
CAESAR IS MURDERED!
kicked puppy Artemidorus
pretty hot pleb
bloody hand - shaking "slew him"
Antony isn't buying this shit
yay pleb ♥
"same dagger" - ironic
awesome speech. kicks Brando's' ass three ways from Sunday
yay hot pleb
"a worse" - prophetic
pretty lady pleb ♥
suggestively placed wills
here's me!
crown on mantle
SO SEXUAL
just, you know, carrying a pitchfork
"private griefs"-- you need to take a step back here. you're being way over defensive
BEST SPEECH EVER
plebs so excited!
yay fire!!!
Cinna ringed with fire. fire=violence
Cinna is so cute! ♥
CINNA MAULED
I think these flames are symbolic
Lepidus has balls!!!!
and a stache
flames on the wall
Octavius = impudent little shit
~~~~SO IS MY HOOOOOOORSE~~~~~~
why did Antony get Oct's line?
SO GAY
YAY 4.1!!!!!
this is so intimate
Brutus is getting introspective again
suggestively placed... sword?
SO CLOSE
Cassius is really skinny
mirrors 79, kinda (table)
Cassius' speech! :(
"here is my dagger and within a naked heart
--WOW WAY TO MAKE IT EVEN GAYER
knife in table!
suggestively placed dagger!
holding hands until "leave you so"!
thank god, no poet!
"Brutus' love" - soft
sweaty!Cassius
lots of eye contact
reminds me of 53 suddenly
Cassius shown during "tide" - shows reaction
haha "deep of night"!
GTFO, Decius
I AM SCREAMING AND SQUEEING HERE.
SO MUCH UST!!!~!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥ oh my dear brother~~♥
"my lord" - voice breaking!
"good brother... :("
NO CREEPY SINGING. THANK GOD!
AW SHIT SO CREEPY
LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SKULL
THESE FLAMES ARE DEF SYMBOLIC
OH GOD SO CREEPY
AT PHILIPPI!
[descends into illegible scribbles]
Antony, you pimp
Antony, you're a dick
Octavius is kinda cute
-DUDE HE LOOKS LIKE ROME OCTAVIAN
who the hell is that guy
NO "LOVERS IN PEACE"?
Brutus, you don't look good in a helmet
neither do you, Cassius
these helmets are just fugly
KISS KISS KISS
DAMMIT
Brutus, why the hell are you standing alone on a hill?
WHAT ABOUT CASSIUS' B-DAY?
Antony/Octavian weird gay arm thing!
dude, that's not an army
where the hell was this filmed?
this is a jank-ass battle
Oct, what's growing on your head?
oh this is Brutus vs Octavius! awesome!
these soldiers are so apathetic
ACTUAL FICHTING! AWESOME
this is reminding me so much of Rome
haha this is so camp!
GAY
why didn't Cassius get a helmet like that?
OCTAVIAN/US DEAR GOD
who won?
Brutus?
"ride, Messala" - finally some lines!
NO TITINIUS!
REPLACED W/ DECIUS!
Marc Antony is actually in his tents!
Why is Pindarus in a diaper?
I SENSE THIS WILL BE AN ODDLY PHALLIC TREE
PINDARUS IS EVIL!
EVIL!!!
Cassius has hairy legs
OH CASSIUS YOU JUST NEED A HUG
[descends into illegible scribbles]
PINDARUS YOU EVIL FUCK
BRUTUS!
NO DECIUS SUICIDE
damn these separate scenes.
aw, Brutus :(
you can't kill a person like that
aww, poor guy
Brutus' suicide at night - ringed with flame
"fly!" "fly!" "fly!" "mine!" "mine!" "mine!"
Strato's fucking adorable
taking off armor - oh god
CREEPY CAESAR
BRUTUS :(
the sky is pretty
this is weirdly PSA-y
"THE END"
So I got the 1950 Caesar, on DVD from Amazon because you can't find it ANYWORR online. The first one with Heston in it, before he got all old and groty. I took notes on it while I was watching, and being too lazy (right now) to write an actual post, I am typing those up, pretty much verbatim. Colors and text sizes are accurate. If you have ever wondered what random crap flies through my head as I am watching a movie - now is your chance to find out! (If you can actually understand what I am talking about, I applaud you.)
PS. Has anyone else actually seen this version of Caesar? I've never heard anyone talk about it.
menu: weird music -->AWESOME
text. shiny. AWESOME.
soothsayer floating - flame - screaming - creepy
JVLIVS
poster - explains lupercal
"holiday!" zombie!pleb
young!M+F - first one's kinda hot
camera stays on Caesar - oldish C
THONG ANTONY (much better than 70)
don't like this Brutus -- Cassius doesn't want to stop touching his shoulder
STOP SAYING "CASHYUS"
swimming flashback!
what torrent? balding!Caesar - sucks at swimming
-so gay
-BOWING! KNEELING
REALLY CLOSE! SO CLOSE!
"start a spirit"
Brutus stop looking at Cassius' lips
you know, people can hear you, Caesar
THONG
little cute Casca!
crown flashbacks
this Casca is probably suicidal
se~duced. (hehe.)
where's Cicero?
OH ~CASHYUS~ ♥
Lucius is creepy-old
I like Brutus now - you can see him convincing himself
I KNOW WHO HE LOOKS LIKE - SAMWISE
Lucius looks like a boy in bad drag
WHAT THE FUCK PORTIA
ok, she's pretty.
also pretty badass. I like her
no wound shot?
awesome lions
HAHA AWESOME BLOOD
OH SHIT BLOOD IN THE STREET
CRAZY-ASS CALPURNIA
GTFO, woman!
yeah she's hella old
My lord, you're a dumbass.
weirdly mirroring Brutus/Portia
Calpurnia is about to do some drastic shit
ARTEMIDORUS BEARD WHY
THY ~*~LOVER~*~ *breathy*
Artemidorus/Soothsayer?
Soothsayer is laughing at you
Artemidorus is a schoolboy with a crush (hugging?)
super creeper Popilius
REAL TOGAS
arm-in-arm ♥
Metellus Cimber has a creeperstache
I like this Caesar more and more
Publius!
Casca - no "first that rears" - self motivated
ettubrute. BLU no blood
PRO PATRIA
introspective!Cassius - "how many" = aside
awesomely suggestive grabbing-of-dagger-wrist
I do like Heston.
Brutus feels it
70 Caesar ripped off so much from this
Brutus, you're a dumbass
Cassius is hella skinny
Antony grabs Caesar's sword - yay erotic!
I can see how he got this role
here's the part I've heard
bouncy eagle! (throne)
2 parts: Murder - Revenge
CAESAR IS MURDERED!
kicked puppy Artemidorus
pretty hot pleb
bloody hand - shaking "slew him"
Antony isn't buying this shit
yay pleb ♥
"same dagger" - ironic
awesome speech. kicks Brando's' ass three ways from Sunday
yay hot pleb
"a worse" - prophetic
pretty lady pleb ♥
suggestively placed wills
here's me!
crown on mantle
SO SEXUAL
just, you know, carrying a pitchfork
"private griefs"-- you need to take a step back here. you're being way over defensive
BEST SPEECH EVER
plebs so excited!
yay fire!!!
Cinna ringed with fire. fire=violence
Cinna is so cute! ♥
CINNA MAULED
I think these flames are symbolic
Lepidus has balls!!!!
and a stache
flames on the wall
Octavius = impudent little shit
~~~~SO IS MY HOOOOOOORSE~~~~~~
why did Antony get Oct's line?
SO GAY
YAY 4.1!!!!!
this is so intimate
Brutus is getting introspective again
suggestively placed... sword?
SO CLOSE
Cassius is really skinny
mirrors 79, kinda (table)
Cassius' speech! :(
"here is my dagger and within a naked heart
--WOW WAY TO MAKE IT EVEN GAYER
knife in table!
suggestively placed dagger!
holding hands until "leave you so"!
thank god, no poet!
"Brutus' love" - soft
sweaty!Cassius
lots of eye contact
reminds me of 53 suddenly
Cassius shown during "tide" - shows reaction
haha "deep of night"!
GTFO, Decius
I AM SCREAMING AND SQUEEING HERE.
SO MUCH UST!!!~!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥ oh my dear brother~~♥
"my lord" - voice breaking!
"good brother... :("
NO CREEPY SINGING. THANK GOD!
AW SHIT SO CREEPY
LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SKULL
THESE FLAMES ARE DEF SYMBOLIC
OH GOD SO CREEPY
AT PHILIPPI!
[descends into illegible scribbles]
Antony, you pimp
Antony, you're a dick
Octavius is kinda cute
-DUDE HE LOOKS LIKE ROME OCTAVIAN
who the hell is that guy
NO "LOVERS IN PEACE"?
Brutus, you don't look good in a helmet
neither do you, Cassius
these helmets are just fugly
KISS KISS KISS
DAMMIT
Brutus, why the hell are you standing alone on a hill?
WHAT ABOUT CASSIUS' B-DAY?
Antony/Octavian weird gay arm thing!
dude, that's not an army
where the hell was this filmed?
this is a jank-ass battle
Oct, what's growing on your head?
oh this is Brutus vs Octavius! awesome!
these soldiers are so apathetic
ACTUAL FICHTING! AWESOME
this is reminding me so much of Rome
haha this is so camp!
GAY
why didn't Cassius get a helmet like that?
OCTAVIAN/US DEAR GOD
who won?
Brutus?
"ride, Messala" - finally some lines!
NO TITINIUS!
REPLACED W/ DECIUS!
Marc Antony is actually in his tents!
Why is Pindarus in a diaper?
I SENSE THIS WILL BE AN ODDLY PHALLIC TREE
PINDARUS IS EVIL!
EVIL!!!
Cassius has hairy legs
OH CASSIUS YOU JUST NEED A HUG
[descends into illegible scribbles]
PINDARUS YOU EVIL FUCK
BRUTUS!
NO DECIUS SUICIDE
damn these separate scenes.
aw, Brutus :(
you can't kill a person like that
aww, poor guy
Brutus' suicide at night - ringed with flame
"fly!" "fly!" "fly!" "mine!" "mine!" "mine!"
Strato's fucking adorable
taking off armor - oh god
CREEPY CAESAR
BRUTUS :(
the sky is pretty
this is weirdly PSA-y
"THE END"