YOU CAN BE SURE... IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE!
Watched a very strange version of JC today (1949 or 1955 - I'm not really sure), which I got from the library and is ripping to my computer now. Should only take about an hour more, so I'll share it with everyone... eventually. ;)
My basic reaction to this film can be summarized with these three gifs:
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Uh... well, here goes! Enter at your own risk! Good luck trying to decipher what I'm talking about!:
PRE-FILM NOTES. I am so excited for this, frreals, you have no idea.
WESTINGHOUSE! Yay roses!
WESTINGHOUSE! First to serve the nation! First in electric power! YOU CAN BE SURE... IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE
IS THAT THE SENATE OMG YES
HARP MUSIC I AM SO JAZZED
Why are F+M soldiers
like on a stage
lady spits in face! hella rude
hella shady
Antony is drunk!
Caesar has shiny eyes
soothsayer escaped from asylum
WHY DOES ANTONY HAVE A WHIP
B+C kinda old
cuts out lines - makes it even slashier!
bitter smiling Cassius
I like this Cassius so much
needs more slash
strange music
(nearly wrote "dishonorable music")
touching!!
TOUCHING
adorable!Antony
Antony/Caesar!
actual proper togas
Casca looks like a monk
I want goodcop-badcop B/C fic
cute Casca!
-somewhat camp
Cassius/Casca touching!!
tallish Cassius
funky lighting/cameras - dramatic
not trying to look like Rome
-like stage production
no thunderstorm?
why are they doing that with their cloaks?
NO.
totally self-righteous/pompous Brutus
wtf, did Brutus just forget his line?
creepy/cute Decius
DAMN, PORTIA. I'd tap that.
AW FUCK NO
FUCK
FUUUU
no Calpurnia?
this is super abridged Caesar
poor Calpurnia
that's actually kind of a good edit
take a shower, Decius
DUDE CAESAR LOOKS LIKE AUGUSTUS FROM I CLAUDIUS - TOO AWESOME
DECIUS SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
WESTINGHOUSE!
TOMATO SURPRISE!
eww what the hell is that?
a thick blanket of fiberglass WTF
YOU CAN BE SURE... IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE!
SUPER FUCKING CREEPER
PROXIMITY!
Caesar=fucking douchebag
I really like this C
WEIRD MUSIC
"then fall CaesAHH-"
poor Publius!
Publius!
no Antony-servant
creepy music
aww, Antony wants to die with Caesar
no handshakes?
why would they ever trust this shady-ass guy?
"Marc Antony?" "Here!"
Brutus, you NUMNUTS
CASSIUS/ANTONY
AWW ANTONY!
BB do you want a hug? :(
wow you just killed like... half of Brutus' speech
Brutus looks like he's wearing a fashionable skirt
funny hand motions
NO BRUTUS JUST TIVO IT
IT'S PROBABLY ON EVERY NEWS STATION
that guy should have been Antony
is Antony on meth or something?
I think this is the Hamlet Effect
that guy looks like Tom Hollander
haha TH as Antony would be SO FUNNY
lady pleb!
pleb conversation
Antony oh so camp
here's me!!
I feel so vindicated
cute Antony!
no Nervii?
plebs falling down
I really like this lady pleb
CAMP ANTONY
CUTE ANTONY
dammit I'm falling for it!
ROOOOYSE
OMFG YAY ORCHARDS!
damn, Antony, fierce bitch
OMG SPEECH
SO GOOD!
Antony watching Cinna!!
MISCHIEF INDEED
I JUST SCREAMED
watch out - don't spill it!
such a nuisance!
who is this lady?
so big, so right for your family!
YCBS... IIWH!
No 4.1? WHY?
they look good in armor
Cassius looks like Dr McCoy
slumping!Brutus
no "armed in honesty"
NO COME ANTONY
WHY??
aww ♥
dude we never even met Portia
no Titinius+Messala? dammit
no Brutus don't go to Philippi
dammit Cassius don't fall for this bullshit!
"with your will go on" (will=penis?)
WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK
aww ;_;
why does Caesar always try to do its ghost w/ effects while Hamlet doesn't?
OK PHILIPPI WE GET IT
-except KB's of course
WHAT
I JUST SPAT OUT MY TEA
OH FUCK
aww, Romeo and Juliet ♥
AWW ;_;
why do they all do that with their arms?
LUCIUS
"Wilt thou, Lucius?" WTF
farewell good Lucius
aww chin
now be STILL-
creepy-ass piano music
AWW LUCIUS ;_;
oh hey Antony, you're back
AWWW
WESTINGHOUSE YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ON MY VACATION
haha that is some cheesy-ass music
take off those garden gloves
YCBS... IIWH!
puppets what the everlasting fuck?
Leo Penn are you on crack
DUDE, DARDANIUS+CLITUS = M+F
JANK-ASS CASTING RIGHT THERE
dude you didn't even give Octavius any lines
My basic reaction to this film can be summarized with these three gifs:
&
Uh... well, here goes! Enter at your own risk! Good luck trying to decipher what I'm talking about!:
PRE-FILM NOTES. I am so excited for this, frreals, you have no idea.
WESTINGHOUSE! Yay roses!
WESTINGHOUSE! First to serve the nation! First in electric power! YOU CAN BE SURE... IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE
IS THAT THE SENATE OMG YES
HARP MUSIC I AM SO JAZZED
Why are F+M soldiers
like on a stage
lady spits in face! hella rude
hella shady
Antony is drunk!
Caesar has shiny eyes
soothsayer escaped from asylum
WHY DOES ANTONY HAVE A WHIP
B+C kinda old
cuts out lines - makes it even slashier!
bitter smiling Cassius
I like this Cassius so much
needs more slash
strange music
(nearly wrote "dishonorable music")
touching!!
TOUCHING
adorable!Antony
Antony/Caesar!
actual proper togas
Casca looks like a monk
I want goodcop-badcop B/C fic
cute Casca!
-somewhat camp
Cassius/Casca touching!!
tallish Cassius
funky lighting/cameras - dramatic
not trying to look like Rome
-like stage production
no thunderstorm?
why are they doing that with their cloaks?
NO.
totally self-righteous/pompous Brutus
wtf, did Brutus just forget his line?
creepy/cute Decius
DAMN, PORTIA. I'd tap that.
AW FUCK NO
FUCK
FUUUU
no Calpurnia?
this is super abridged Caesar
poor Calpurnia
that's actually kind of a good edit
take a shower, Decius
DUDE CAESAR LOOKS LIKE AUGUSTUS FROM I CLAUDIUS - TOO AWESOME
DECIUS SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
WESTINGHOUSE!
TOMATO SURPRISE!
eww what the hell is that?
a thick blanket of fiberglass WTF
YOU CAN BE SURE... IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE!
SUPER FUCKING CREEPER
PROXIMITY!
Caesar=fucking douchebag
I really like this C
WEIRD MUSIC
"then fall CaesAHH-"
poor Publius!
Publius!
no Antony-servant
creepy music
aww, Antony wants to die with Caesar
no handshakes?
why would they ever trust this shady-ass guy?
"Marc Antony?" "Here!"
Brutus, you NUMNUTS
CASSIUS/ANTONY
AWW ANTONY!
BB do you want a hug? :(
wow you just killed like... half of Brutus' speech
Brutus looks like he's wearing a fashionable skirt
funny hand motions
NO BRUTUS JUST TIVO IT
IT'S PROBABLY ON EVERY NEWS STATION
that guy should have been Antony
is Antony on meth or something?
I think this is the Hamlet Effect
that guy looks like Tom Hollander
haha TH as Antony would be SO FUNNY
lady pleb!
pleb conversation
Antony oh so camp
here's me!!
I feel so vindicated
cute Antony!
no Nervii?
plebs falling down
I really like this lady pleb
CAMP ANTONY
CUTE ANTONY
dammit I'm falling for it!
ROOOOYSE
OMFG YAY ORCHARDS!
damn, Antony, fierce bitch
OMG SPEECH
SO GOOD!
Antony watching Cinna!!
MISCHIEF INDEED
I JUST SCREAMED
watch out - don't spill it!
such a nuisance!
who is this lady?
so big, so right for your family!
YCBS... IIWH!
No 4.1? WHY?
they look good in armor
Cassius looks like Dr McCoy
slumping!Brutus
no "armed in honesty"
NO COME ANTONY
WHY??
aww ♥
dude we never even met Portia
no Titinius+Messala? dammit
no Brutus don't go to Philippi
dammit Cassius don't fall for this bullshit!
"with your will go on" (will=penis?)
WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK
aww ;_;
why does Caesar always try to do its ghost w/ effects while Hamlet doesn't?
OK PHILIPPI WE GET IT
-except KB's of course
WHAT
I JUST SPAT OUT MY TEA
OH FUCK
aww, Romeo and Juliet ♥
AWW ;_;
why do they all do that with their arms?
LUCIUS
"Wilt thou, Lucius?" WTF
farewell good Lucius
aww chin
now be STILL-
creepy-ass piano music
AWW LUCIUS ;_;
oh hey Antony, you're back
AWWW
WESTINGHOUSE YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ON MY VACATION
haha that is some cheesy-ass music
take off those garden gloves
YCBS... IIWH!
puppets what the everlasting fuck?
Leo Penn are you on crack
DUDE, DARDANIUS+CLITUS = M+F
JANK-ASS CASTING RIGHT THERE
dude you didn't even give Octavius any lines