They were called Housequake, and within the first set they covered:

• Blacking up
• Lady Gaga (northern style)
• Jedward
• Kelly Osbourne's "large cock"
• Zombie Michael Jackson

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Between 0.10 and 0.15 seconds is my new default "I'm really rather peeved" saying.
We've just gotten back from seeing Russel Howard test-drive some material for next weeks Good News recording.  He is a funny man.  And quite fit too.  He was wearing his glasses <3 <3 <3

This amused me far more than it should: The Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Record

I've got an epic cold and work is being ridiculous.  There is not one thing that has gone right today, and I actually told my boss that if the machine didn't stop being a twat I was going to bury an axe in it.  He's promised me a drink if it's still intact by the end of the week.  Gary keeps telling people that I'm in charge of the lab and they ( Read more... )

Congratulations speth :


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Someone keeps stealing our full bin, then bringing it back 3/4 days later empty. Some people are WIERD.

There wasn't enough Brooker on NMTB last night. However, Dappy is my New Favourite Person. When Phil walked off and he was genuinely worried he'd hurt his feelings <3 He may be a bit of an idiot but his heart is in the right place and he's ( Read more... )

I must really be into my depressing war diaries at the minute.  Just finished this:


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Had an epic zombie dream last night, involving Colleen Rooney, Gatwick trainstation and a multistorey carpark with curtains.  I think it's less to do with the zombiephilic news recently, and more to do with the fact that I nearly had a panic attack yesterday on the way into work, then nearly had one today IN work.  I always get zombie dreams when I ( Read more... )

Fly by update:

Paige came and went.  Did touristy things, watched Wicked.  She loved it, me not so much.  Chatted to JW about it and she came to the conclusion that I'm dead inside.

Watched 3 football matches in 2 days.  West Ham/Spurs, Chelsea/Fulham & Liverpool/Villa.  Having two fantasy football teams makes football much more interesting.  ( Read more... )

I found a picture of Maff from way back when I first met him.  Look at the skinny little bugger.


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