So You Think You Can Kill Zombies.
I HAVE RETURNED.
Vacation was awesome. I have so many things to tell you. The BFF and I had some of the wackiest conversations with each other - man, do we think we are funny. And I have pictures to show you! Then like a million things have happened since I got home. I've been to therapy twice, so I have therapy stories to amuse you all. The Nephew called and I love how we have these srz bznz conversations now like he is a grown little man. I spent a great evening last night with my cousin's kids doing fireworks. And I had the worst lunch in the history of ever with my mom the other day. I may go into more details when I feel better about it - but right now just thinking about it gets me all worked up again. I can tell myself that she isn't mentally well all I want, it still doesn't make her behavior acceptable. And tomorrow I have to go to a wedding shower for a cousin that I barely ever even see and omg, so much drama there.
You guys, seriously, when did my life get so Buckets Of Crazy?
Anyways, I fell over dead for a few days when I got home from vacation. Now my reanimated corpse is up and moving around because I got shit to do - see above list of what my week has been like. I always thought the week you return from vacation is suppose to be spent recovering from vacation. How long do you think it will take my reanimated corpse to decompose?
I promise I will do a vacation post, but as soon as I clicked my Flist the other night, I saw this zombie meme and since I am already on the subject - ZOMBIE MEME!!
Stolen from everywhere - totally not mine...
Go look at your journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?
I saw this meme and told my sister and then we went and looked up who her zombie-fighting team would be - (she is zombie-crazed, if you didn't know). Then she asked who my zombie fighting team was.
Me: Well, the last anything non-real life I mentioned was like three sentences of "So You Think You Can Dance" right before I went on vacation. But that's not really a fandom, so before that was my post of picspammy hugs which has Orli and The Hobbits and the CW Boys and...
Sister: Nope. "So You Think You Can Dance" counts.
Me: But it's not a fandom.
Sister: It's a fandom for you.
Me: Damn.
But then I was telling The BFF and she was all, "But think about their athletic bodies and shit," and then I got kind of excited. Like, omg, Ryan would be useful for something! (I'm getting kind of fed up with Ryan, just fyi). And think about like Tad and Marko and Sasha - (omg, imagine fighting zombies with Sasha!). Jess would be kind of useless in a zombie fight though, I think.
But, dude, we'd be like a Zombie-Killing-Dance-Troupe!! It's totally better than a Cyborg-Ninja-Dance-Troupe!!!!!
I thought about that all night long.
In SYTYCD news, I'm so pissed off. I mean, the couple that went home this week needed to go, no matter how nice they were - they just didn't have the showmanship they needed. But the couples all before that - I mean, what the hell is going on!?!?! My brain is exploding! People I have been picking to win this thing are gone already and we aren't even down to the Top Ten! Whatever.
I'll be catching up on comments and my Flist and shit, but I'm still terribly exhausted, so it'll be slow going - but HI!! I MISSED YOU GUYS!!
Vacation was awesome. I have so many things to tell you. The BFF and I had some of the wackiest conversations with each other - man, do we think we are funny. And I have pictures to show you! Then like a million things have happened since I got home. I've been to therapy twice, so I have therapy stories to amuse you all. The Nephew called and I love how we have these srz bznz conversations now like he is a grown little man. I spent a great evening last night with my cousin's kids doing fireworks. And I had the worst lunch in the history of ever with my mom the other day. I may go into more details when I feel better about it - but right now just thinking about it gets me all worked up again. I can tell myself that she isn't mentally well all I want, it still doesn't make her behavior acceptable. And tomorrow I have to go to a wedding shower for a cousin that I barely ever even see and omg, so much drama there.
You guys, seriously, when did my life get so Buckets Of Crazy?
Anyways, I fell over dead for a few days when I got home from vacation. Now my reanimated corpse is up and moving around because I got shit to do - see above list of what my week has been like. I always thought the week you return from vacation is suppose to be spent recovering from vacation. How long do you think it will take my reanimated corpse to decompose?
I promise I will do a vacation post, but as soon as I clicked my Flist the other night, I saw this zombie meme and since I am already on the subject - ZOMBIE MEME!!
Stolen from everywhere - totally not mine...
Go look at your journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?
I saw this meme and told my sister and then we went and looked up who her zombie-fighting team would be - (she is zombie-crazed, if you didn't know). Then she asked who my zombie fighting team was.
Me: Well, the last anything non-real life I mentioned was like three sentences of "So You Think You Can Dance" right before I went on vacation. But that's not really a fandom, so before that was my post of picspammy hugs which has Orli and The Hobbits and the CW Boys and...
Sister: Nope. "So You Think You Can Dance" counts.
Me: But it's not a fandom.
Sister: It's a fandom for you.
Me: Damn.
But then I was telling The BFF and she was all, "But think about their athletic bodies and shit," and then I got kind of excited. Like, omg, Ryan would be useful for something! (I'm getting kind of fed up with Ryan, just fyi). And think about like Tad and Marko and Sasha - (omg, imagine fighting zombies with Sasha!). Jess would be kind of useless in a zombie fight though, I think.
But, dude, we'd be like a Zombie-Killing-Dance-Troupe!! It's totally better than a Cyborg-Ninja-Dance-Troupe!!!!!
I thought about that all night long.
In SYTYCD news, I'm so pissed off. I mean, the couple that went home this week needed to go, no matter how nice they were - they just didn't have the showmanship they needed. But the couples all before that - I mean, what the hell is going on!?!?! My brain is exploding! People I have been picking to win this thing are gone already and we aren't even down to the Top Ten! Whatever.
I'll be catching up on comments and my Flist and shit, but I'm still terribly exhausted, so it'll be slow going - but HI!! I MISSED YOU GUYS!!