Me and Luke got him. He's in the ICU in the nearest hospital, worked like hell on him, he's stable. I'm staying up until I know he's out of the woods completely.

Jack, pull youself the fuck together.

Okay, does someone want to explain to me what the fuck has happened to that fucking vampire that Jack hangs around with? The bastard stole him and took him to the Master.

FUCKING BASTARD. I should have fucking done more to stop it. Too fucking slow. I'll fucking kill him. Him and the Master. No more fucking promises.

So, Jack's back again. I found this imformative film:

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It comes to sodding something when the only normal people in your workplace comprise of yourself, someone who's nickname is 'The Idiot' and a bloke directly from the 1940's ( Read more... )

Here, I have a special song I found for all members of Torchwood Three bar one Toshiko Sato, who, unlike everyone else, has not fucked off leaving me alone trying to run an alien-hunting organisation by my fucking self.

A Hoix nearly ate my leg today.

( enjoy_your_song )

Happy birthday and whatever.

( NWS )

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Give me a fucking gold star, Jack. AKA Ghetto Princess.

((OOC: Vid by clarityisback))