Me and Luke got him. He's in the ICU in the nearest hospital, worked like hell on him, he's stable. I'm staying up until I know he's out of the woods completely.

Jack, pull youself the fuck together.

It comes to sodding something when the only normal people in your workplace comprise of yourself, someone who's nickname is 'The Idiot' and a bloke directly from the 1940's ( Read more... )

Here, I have a special song I found for all members of Torchwood Three bar one Toshiko Sato, who, unlike everyone else, has not fucked off leaving me alone trying to run an alien-hunting organisation by my fucking self.

A Hoix nearly ate my leg today.

( enjoy_your_song )

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Give me a fucking gold star, Jack. AKA Ghetto Princess.

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Me: Tintin is creepy. ....You look a lot like him if he dyed his hair
Ianto: He is not, and I certainly do not.


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I’m Doctor Owen Harper, medical officer for Torchwood Three in Cardiff. It’s supposed to be a super-secret organisation, but as seen as our Teaboy notjustateaboy decided to blab everything about us to you lot already, it’s him that can get the flak, not me. Even if he is shagging the boss. I really can’t be fucked explaining what we do, beyond we hunt aliens. ( Read more... )