A song for you.

[docisin]

Here, I have a special song I found for all members of Torchwood Three bar one Toshiko Sato, who, unlike everyone else, has not fucked off leaving me alone trying to run an alien-hunting organisation by my fucking self.

A Hoix nearly ate my leg today.

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[bananas_an]

What's a Hoix look like?

[docisin]

[bananas_an]

Wow. Bet they've cornered the market on Listerine.

Who's this other guy? Another crazed madman? I have one of those after me already.

[docisin]

They should do, they smell summat awful, Pet.

He calls himself the Master. He's a Time Lord, like the Doctor, only an evil insane bastard who knows no one can kill him because the Doctor wants him alive.

[bananas_an]

Maybe we should add in Ivory Soap and Sure. ^_^

Oh, that's what he looks like? Jack mentioned him when we were talking about Muraki (the guy I was talking about). What? You can't kill him anyway?

Doing any better?

[docisin]

We really should :D My autopsy pit's going to smell for weeks.

Yeah, that's him. Ugly bastard, isn't he? I'd love to kill him, he's messed with our team far too much, but it would be like killing off the second to last bloody dodo.

I'll be better once the rest of Torchwood learns to grow up and figures out running off isn't an answer to sodding well anything.

[bananas_an]

I don't suppose fans will help any?

I'm with you. If the second to last dodo is rabid and a danger to the last one, you do something about it.

I told him that wasn't the answer. A lot of people did. Fat lot of good it did. How do you deal with all the anger and the hurt? I usually run till I drop. And hit things. Hitting things always helps.

[docisin]

They're locked in the supply cabinet and Ianto's the only one with a key, and he's in an alternate world.

Thank you. I wish Jack would bloody well see it that way.

He's got a habit of abandoning us, pet. It's not the first time he's done it. I like shooting or hitting things. Screaming a lot is good too.

[bananas_an]

Bring some from home? Take the door off its hinges? Use an axe to get to them?

Me, too. He probably things everyone hates him and doesn't want him around so he'll leave and make it easier on them all. Idiot. Oops. Or did you mean the other?

It's really frustrating when people do that. Screaming works, but people give you the funniest looks when you do. ^_^

Is the shooting and hitting therapy the reason why you had a run-in with the Hoix?

[docisin]

An, I really like the way you think :D

No, I meant Jack. We're not his number one priority, and we never will be.

People are used to me screaming, they hardly notice it anymore. Nope, the run-in with the Hoix is 'cause I'm the only active member of Torchwood Three at the moment and someone has to keep things from eating the jolly people of Cardiff.

[thedashinghero]

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[docisin]

Don't fucking period me, Jack. You know as well as I do you'd drop us all in a fucking second over your precious Doctor.

[thedashinghero]

[docisin]

Yeah, the icon's very fucking appropriate.

[thedashinghero]

I already told you, I'm staying.

[docisin]

Yeah. For now