If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the Earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.
-Abba Eban

Is one lion cub worth a thousand jackals?

...for a pig skin burial shroud?
P.S.
My wife's first reaction was: "Are they gonna demand the Long Form DEATH Certificate now?"

To counter the effect of WikiLeaks, a new service will be provided. Name is still unknown, but WikiLeaks website lists two possible names: "WikiPlumber" and "WikiDiapers".

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There's never a North Korean submarine around when you really need one!

- How many activists does it take to screw up a light bulb delivery to Gaza?
- I guess a few hundred. And they still forgot to bring the flippin' light bulb along!

Well, it's an Apple as I remember it ( Read more... )

Dramatis personae:

Snow White is a nurse administering the following meds:
Dopey gets Risperdal for his disorganized schizophrenia.
Grumpy takes Depakote for intermittent-explosive disorder.
Bashful takes Paxil for his social Anxiety.
Happy is on Lithium for his mania; still needs a little dose adjustment.
Sleepy may need Adderall for narcolepsy.  ( Read more... )

"Life".  Yet another brilliant, spectacular, amazingly flimed and edited BBC nature series.  But whose "bright" idea was to replace David Attenborough's narrative with Oprah's in the Discovery Channel version?!  I respect what she achieved climbing from the bottom of the society to the very top - a veritable queen.  But she is still the queen of ( Read more... )