New Disney movie.
Dramatis personae:
Snow White is a nurse administering the following meds:
Dopey gets Risperdal for his disorganized schizophrenia.
Grumpy takes Depakote for intermittent-explosive disorder.
Bashful takes Paxil for his social Anxiety.
Happy is on Lithium for his mania; still needs a little dose adjustment.
Sleepy may need Adderall for narcolepsy. However we are still waiting for urine toxicology results to come back in case he is simply coming off a crack binge.
Doc is the one prescribing all this stuff.
The Wicked Queen is a drug rep detailing Snow White on use of the newest drug Applefy which can help to decrease Snow White's persisting hallucinations of small animals scurrying around and cleaning up the place. Side effects include lethargy or death. Please, contact the local Prince in case the side effects last more than 4 hours.
PS: Sneezy could not be there because he was attending psychotherapy for his somatoform disorder.