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Jan 31, 2009 20:20

Story Or Series Title: KLMMN
Fandom: Death Note
Culprit Author's Name: Kawatta-Kuro-Raikou

Full Name (plus titles if any): K. Had originally been codenamed Kira but switched to a single letter because of the criminal Kira gaining notoriety. Also goes by the additional alias "Yuki-chan." All we get of her real name is her first name, which is Kiya.
Full Species(es): voodoomaster-Near-girlfriend Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): long black hair
Eye Color (include adjectives): green
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): voodoo dolls of Near, Mello, Matt, and L; an unnamed illness requiring her "to have cold weather at all times or she'll die again"

Annoying Origin: L took her in when she was a month old. Though a Wammy's House kid--and living in the UK--she still had time to become the keyboardist for Misa's backup band in LA, by or before the age of fourteen, but then Misa went solo--while the Sue was still 14--and L decided the Sue should come work with him on the Kira Investigation.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: L's been responsible for her since she was a month old, she and Near are lovers and she's always known his and L's real names, is friends with Mello and Matt.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is "skilled more then anyone else at voodoo."
Other Annoying Traits: She and Near "flirt" by inflicting violence on each other via voodoo dolls.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

iFlight 209 from San Francisco has arrived, please make your way to baggage claim/i

"Watari have you seen her yet?" came the voice out of the cell phone.

"Not yet," said the faithful assistant and good friend.

"Good, she still sits as far back as possible."

"Looking for me Ojisan?" asked a girl that came out of nowhere and was now in front of him.

"I found her," said Watari as he hung up.

"Nice to see you again Ojisan, it's been four years, two months, three days, 14 hours, 35 minutes, 55 seconds, and 16 nanoseconds," she said as she slung her bag over her shoulder.

"Yes it has, how was your stay in California?" he asked as they walked to baggage claim.

"It never snowed there and during the summer it would get really hot and I would get really sick and the place I stayed at didn't have air conditioning," complained the 14 year old.

"Well I'm glad to see you're still alive. I know how you get around hot weather," said Watari looking seriously down at her.

Don't be too down that your plan to kill her off didn't work, Watari--you'll be dead before you know it and then you'll be free of her! But I respectfully must say I think she would have been better off being kept in school, if her ridiculous lack of common sense shows anything. Who expects snow in LA? I think the last time it even snowed there was the early sixties...

"Do any of you happen to have a very strong fan or two?" asked L. They all shook their heads.

"Why would you need a strong fan?" asked Aizawa.

"K gets really sick in the summer and she has to have cold weather at all times or she'll die again," said L.

"Again?" they all asked.

"Yes she has died twice now and then was brought back to life thanks to advance equipment and fast doctors," said L.

SO...the heat can kill her, she's only been saved by advanced medical equipment, yet...a couple of ordinary house fans are going to keep her safe?

I'm just going to imagine L's with Watari on this, and wants the Sue dead.

"Near, we don't know what Mello and his mafia are doing they could be closer then us we need to do this."

"Kiya, no. Go back to reading the new information," said Near.

He hadn't slept in a while, nor had she. She understood but when he said her actual name she knew it was time to leave him alone. She was skilled more then anyone else at voodoo but he didn't think it could be that simple.

She hadn't called him by his real name in a long time, Nate River. She loved his name but was forced to call him Near or N. She was always Kira, her nickname she got when she arrived at the orphanage, but upon recently she had to be known solely as K because, well I'm sure you could understand.

K made her way to her room and sat down on her bed. She pulled out her dolls and patted the Mello and Matt dolls on the head.

Matt was staring at his hand held video game when he felt a pat on his head. He smiled and rubbed the spot on his head where he felt that. He then looked at Mello and saw him do that same thing. They looked at each other and had small smiles on their faces, then returned to their work/game.

So she's so incompetent that Near has to divulge confidential information to get her to do her job? And why can't she just get a new codename? As for her "encouragement" to Matt and Mello...siding with her or not, I don't see Mello being cool with the Sue having a potential hold over him against his will.

Aside from the obvious fact voodoo doesn't work that way.

"Fine it was me, I killed them all trying to make this world crime free. I was a God," said Light.

"Gentlemen arrest him for being the mass murderer Kira," said Near putting the Death Note on the table and then a guy walked through the door.

"GOD! Leave him alone," said Mikami trying to fight the police off. Soon they had both handcuffed and hauled into cars.

"Men search the room and looked for the real Death Note," said Near and the men went to work. They pulled out a book and handed it to Near. "Would you like to burn it K?" asked Near handing her the book.

"I thought you'd never ask," she said and went into the bathroom and put the book in the sink and lit it on fire till there was nothing left but ash, wish she washed away.

"It's all over, and it's just you and me left," said K.

"I did it. I surpassed Lawliet," said Near.

She then has Near go emo for a moment and cry in the Sue's arms.

- crossposted to marysues

'horny' near, what do you mean wammy's is a school?, superstitious cliches abound!, timeline wtf-ery, voodoo doesn't work like that, that doesn't mean what you think it does, this is just wrong, faux!l, does-not-belong!, ofc, have some respect for the dead, random dialogue is not genius depth, goes against near's better judgment

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