I've been having a not very good month. Or couple of months. Or maybe year(s). I've made a conscious effort not to moan about it on LJ as much as I used to, mostly because it gets repetitive and there's really not much basis for it. Crappy things have happened, but it's not the end of the world even when my brain insists that yes it is and we ( Read more... )

DAVID BOWIE'S COMING OUT WITH A NEW ALBUM ON MARCH 12TH. It's called The Next Day, and you can watch the music video for the track, "Where Are We Now?" right here. It sounds slightly Heathen-era to my ears, and he's doing that freaky face-projected-onto-a-balloon thing he did for Earthling. While he's looking his age, he sounds lovely and even ( Read more... )

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For aliasheist and any other Star Trek fans who haven't seen this yet... I LOLed hard, then LOLed some more.

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Well, sort of. tallulah99 phrased it more like a threat, to be honest. See, we were chatting about fanfiction in general and got on the topic of the fantastic WTFness of Jareth/Hoggle fics. Let me demonstrate thusly:

(11:41:48 PM) Me: "Jareth," said Hoggle hesitantly, his bulbous eyes smouldering with lust, "I've spent too much time gazing at you from ( Read more... )

Sometimes I get awesome reviews that make me laugh. Just a few minutes ago, someone left a review that is all kinds of hilarity:

Story: The End of Days ( Read more... )

This is mostly for fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Somewhere along the line, I've managed to watch nearly every damn episode of that show without actually being a Trekkie. I do not know how this happened. But if you enjoyed the show, you will surely appreciate this...

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I was feeling a biown in the dumps for various and sundry reasons, but this cheered me up a bit-- Minas Tirith and the Battle of Pelennor Fields, recreated with candy. Duuuuuuuuude. So awesome. It is even better than their last creation, the Battle of Helms Deep, also in candy.I mean holy crap, they made Grond out of licorice! The white tree of ( Read more... )

Dear writer of pr0n,

Back away from the innocent ocean life, you despicable fiend. What did those poor bivalve mollusks ever do to you?

... I'm still trying to decide if this is worse than Little Mermaid pr0n that involves fish eggs as lube. Either way, it's getting perilously close to ruining my enjoyment of seafood/sushi forever.

I read this LOTR-related rant on fanficrants and thought, "This had BETTER NOT BE be a thinly-veiled fic about Legolas, dammit, or I'll..."

It's about Legolas.

You can't see me, but I'm making my Disappointed in Humanity Face.