DK: Hey Friend!
Friend: DK! I haven't seen you in ages! This is my significant other, Insert-name!
DK: Oh, haha! I knew that... because of Facebook!
Friend: *nods awkwardly*
DK: *dies of awkardness*
AWKWARD.
It's not like I personally stalk these people's Facebook pages. Facebook just stalks them for me.
Still snowed in. Don't feel like going to work.
PS.
The HIMYM cast re-enacting the best moments of the year photos totally made my day.